Timothy Creed

I only tweet when I'm drunk

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@RespectfulMemes Wololo detected

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Knew my route today seemed familiar.

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Can anyone tell me if New Glenn was fully fueled or just partly due to static fire?

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@photon010 Laurel and Hardy

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Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

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We never see JD Vance memes anymore :(

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@TheEagleyeNews @buster_mega45 Incredible idea. What about copper like the Statue of Liberty? Stone is the best for looks, but copper and steal have a bit more of an American identity.

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@LukeSlywaker I used to live a couple of blocks from here. Absolutely tragic. Loving your country shouldn't be a death sentence. The time to fight back has been years ago; we should start catching up.

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@elonmusk @SeedOilDsrspctr So true Elon. Im also an NSFW. NasaSpaceFlightWatcher.

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@misfitpatriot_ This has nothing to do with anything, but for a split second I thought this commentator was AdamTheWoo. Now I'm sad.

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@JakeWasHere1982 @TheCinesthetic Moon is exactly what I had in mind.

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@kitten_beloved Everyone makes fun of the knife guy until they need a knife guy.

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@RetroMoviesDB N

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@HaeSicks Well, fuck. I made the same joke just now and thought I was original. Beat me to it.

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@StarWarsDaily_ She was great. The writing was not.

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@RSTYCG 10 more iq would get me to a solid 90. that's a 90% more chance i figure our how to get rich. easy

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@Ravenismeee Get Smart, The Honeymooners, Laurel and Hardy skits, Andy Griffith Show, Hogan's Heroes, Little House on the Prairie, The Waltons, Lassie, you get the idea.

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@ick_real At 6 years old, I dreamt I was lost in a snowy Alaskan forest in the 1800's. Indian totem poles came to life and were chasing me. My dad and brother rescued me. Later we had dinner on a Mississippi-style riverboat.

I have no clue how 6-year-old me knew what any of that was.

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@1realFormula 64gb of RAM.