Timothy Dennis

He/Him/Tim

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The only chest with "big naturals" I want to see is the big natural s on Superman thank you very much.

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As your humble president I will construct a statue of myself standing before the Lincoln Memorial, as the cause of Lincoln's newly christened marble erection. A vivid soundscape will blare AI audio of Honest Abe himself exclaiming phrases like "Yowza."

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"Welp, you've got me pegged."
- Guy getting pegged

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I like the show but sometimes when Andor yells I hear this.

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The main character in True Romance is such a writer self-insert his name should be Taran Quentinino.

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I'm efficient. That's why combination shampoo/body wash is the only thing I drink.

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I'm considering getting extremely fat again.

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Maybe it's called "adolescence" because you learn some "adult lessons." You see kids,
(Tries to sit on chair backwards, breaks spine)

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Kraven the Hunter should have had a promotional popcorn bucket with a hole in the middle where Spider-Man should be.

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If I got in peak physical condition, dressed as a deer and tried to beat you to death there'd be no functional difference between me and a kangaroo.

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I'm susceptible to product placement. If I see a movie where a character goes to McDonald's, I instantly want to eat McDonald's. If I see a movie where a character drives a cool Ferrari, I instantly want to eat a Ferrari.

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(Denzel voice) KING KONG KEEPS NUTTIN ON ME

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Love that Collateral is very much a convo about LA. Vincent tries to convince Max on the position many outsiders take, that this place is cold and nobody cares about each other, but this is Max’s home, he knows we’re connected for better or worse and these connections all matter

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Stealing is free. ❤️

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Folks were worried the 4K remaster of Se7en was digitally enhanced, but it looks great and there's way more Sebulba.

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These days we could use a catchy term for a person with no empathy: empanada.

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Listen buddy, surviving prison is about dominance. Your first day in you have to find the biggest, toughest one there and let them dominate the fuck out of you.

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CAPTCHA: Click the bikes.
Me: Okay, here you go.
CAPTCHA: Wrong. Those are bicycles.
Me: Oh I see, here.
CAPTCHA: No. Those are motorcycles.
Me: I don't understand.
CAPTCHA: That's what a bike would say.

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If any '70s superstar deserved their own variety show it was Jaws.

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Santa needs the chimney so tonight we freestyle where to put our roaring fire.