Tim Hoare

Writer, director, dreamer, cyclist, optimist, bar stool philosopher, lover, reasonably stable assembly of molecules

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@tonytost Congrats on your film and premiere! We need more 70s vibe programming. That's where grit began. I'll watch for it at my local.

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@Sethrogen Ten perfect examples of what happens when a vase accidentally gets into the disintegrator-integrator with a human subject.

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@Sethrogen I love your vases! though flowers pale in their presence. Try bunches of skewered lizards.

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@ThatKevinSmith This should do it. https://t.co/foMIUAiXNV

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@thethe Such a great album! Only YOU understood me, MJ!

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@Sethrogen Are you selling any of these Alien STD replicas?

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@Sethrogen Is that an alien baby about to burst out of its blood sac? Or is that a Seth Rogen vase?

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@StephenKing UNSMART

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@DrewMcWeeny I wonder who's going to play Mickey Rourke in the movie of his life. Not sure anyone could.

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@DaySigned The Bangles - Hazy Shade of Winter

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@mizmulligan Lynne Ramsay's "You Were Never Really Here" is a masterpiece.

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@phlode Always interested in HK's excretions, but will heed warning and avoid. Thanks for heads up.

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@24laflames 1. Every which way but loose. 2. Every which way but loose. 3. Every which way but loose. 4. Any which way you can. 5. Unforgiven.

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@StephenKing Canadians can't stand THE WATCH. A fact!

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@bobsaget New one has a stabilizer so you won’t be able to shake.

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@Bill_Maxwell_ Hi Bill. I currently do not follow you. I have some serious trust issues. You would need to follow me first, then assuming my therapist agrees, I would follow YOU back.

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@raygunnoelle That was a lovely story. Unconventional and beautifully written. Congrats.

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@Sethrogen They seem quite large. If they are big enough for a full-grown man to hide in, I would take two.

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@mizmulligan I thought they looked great as your car hatch replacement.

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@tonytost What a funny thing to say...