Timothy Walton

A PLEDGE PIN?!

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@Joshstrangehill “In theory…communism works…in theory” is my stock reply to anyone’s overuse of ‘in theory’. That and “nobody likes a comedian!” which might be my top Mr. Burns quote.

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@SimpsonsQOTD @alexjdwalton

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[Jermain Defoe OBE @IAmJermainDefoe]

❤️

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@RexChapman Sorry pal, horrible Super Nintendo music. The Mega Drive (Genesis) music was MILES better.

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@alexjdwalton I wish I had a sign up at my wedding that said this. Or you’d said it in the speech 😆😆

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@alexjdwalton Love this story!

[Josh Weinstein @Joshstrangehill]

In the earliest stages of this episode, it was "Courtney Love"/"Homer like" but we got Smashing Pumpkins instead and the rest is now-it's-an-even-better-line history.

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@alexjdwalton eh? What is this good news?!

[TWLEGION @TWlegion]

🚨#NEW: Tiger Woods takes full swings on the range at The Hero World Challenge. Oh baby ☢️

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@bethtracey1 You aren’t alone.

[Luc @LucyFisher15]

Jürgen looks like a human version of winnie the pooh🥺 #GBBO

[Luc @LucyFisher15]

Jürgen looks like a human version of winnie the pooh🥺 #GBBO

[Emma Raducanu @EmmaRaducanu]

So are A Levels happening?

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"I will be in that airport with my staff & with my animals. I just need my aircraft to be able to land." @PenFarthing responds to apparent U-turn by @BWallaceMP & @DefenceHQ, who now appear to be refusing to help @Nowzad escape:https://t.co/rUVUfkQMmx #OperationArk

[Pen Farthing @PenFarthing]

I have been left to fend for myself in Kabul. Cut off from my #MoD support line by the special advisor to @benwallacemp 22 year Marine left behind lines.. neither my staff or animals will now get out - cheers @BorisJohnson @10DowningStreet @BBCWorld @BBCNews @SkyNews @DailyMailUK

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@bethanyshondark What crazy backwards countries have populations where only two thirds of them fancy themselves against a rat but almost 10% reckon they could take on an elephant and win?!

[Matt Selman @mattselman]

Phrenology @TheSimpsons

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@SimpsonsQOTD “Oh, not Souter!”

[Timothy Walton @TimothyJWalton]

@paddypower One errant kick as a result of a crap pass back and ‘the keeper looks suspect’ 🙄

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Unreal save from Kasper Schmeichel to keep out a crisp Mason Mount effort.

His dad would have been proud of that. He was a keeper too, you see.