Timo🐒

occasionallygoodboyo.🦊

Born in Wales,in deep winter.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

''It's all about property''

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

My last offering by the way.
And a goodie.
To sign off.
And I avoided a few easier and more obvious,but crass and tasteless rhymes I could have used.
I have more class.
Darling.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

My girl
She's an MG
Not big and shiny
like a Cadillac
Hot like Arabbiata
Cuter than a dosa
Tastier than a dhansak
She's like pirate treasure found
A little Winter Palace
to ransack
Bathed to a glow
In her own natural aphrodisiac
So Natalie
When you coming back?
@natalietran

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Types of clouds

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

Man...!oh man.
Just when I was getting into it.
It's stuff like this makes me want to leave the country.
"Lashed"
"Heavy"
"Abrupt end"
Huh.

[The Independent @Independent]

Britain to be lashed by two days of heavy rain bringing heatwave to abrupt end https://t.co/YjkgLLj92h

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1959, 9 yo Ronald McNair was told he couldn't check out his books from Lake City's segregated library. He went on to become Karate champion, earned an MIT PhD in physics, and became a NASA astronaut.

Today that library is named after him.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

Ah..well,the Champions League final just happened to coincide with full moon,in fact a Blue Moon.
So,if we'd have won,then you could say that it was just once in a Blue Moon.
So probably a good thing we lost.
If we hadn't,then we'd be really fucked.
#Arsenal

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

Leaving this city will be difficult.
As difficult as divorcing someone you care for,but don't love anymore.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

She's at the same time,avoiding her husband,and avoiding me.
Quite the tightrope if ever there was.
But she's had plenty of practice,and a person can get used to anything,especially when it comes to suppressing instinct,and blinkering out desires.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

"cost of living crisis"
should read
"profiteering crisis"

[The Independent @Independent]

Salmonella poisoning in England hits decade high – and the cost of living crisis could be to blame https://t.co/2QSSxEPNKD

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

A woman and a chicken trying to separate two fighting cats drew attention

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

She's just a girl,is all.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

First two days of Summer,and the Brits are moaning about it already.
Whingeing Poms eh.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

I'm so dumb,why I thought the glans was where Scottish people live.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

You know,when the supermarket says that it's "closed for refurbishment",
it's simply rearranging the aisles,moving the stock around,and putting up the prices.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

Why I'm so stupid,I thought a vulva was one of those very safe Swedish cars.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

We need the very best opponents so as to know,if we win,that we deserve to be called the best.
Twenty or so years ago,it was Alex Ferguson and Manchester United.
Today,it's Pep Guardiola and Manchester City.
The best,the best possible rivals.
Thank you Pep for the last ten years.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

My sex life used to be like a fine Hungarian patisserie.
Now it's just the occasional visit to Greggs.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This frog ate a firefly

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

Why,that there's enough pies for an entire Berkshire village fete.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Size of a Flemish giant blue rabbit

📹passionacs

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Man accidentally walks runway at Australian Fashion week while heading for swim.

[Timo🐒 @TimothyPerry8]

I blocked Britain First when they first turned up on my timeline.
Blocked.
But their shitty little ads are still turning up...
How?
They're blocked.
Fucking fascists.