My last offering by the way.
And a goodie.
To sign off.
And I avoided a few easier and more obvious,but crass and tasteless rhymes I could have used.
I have more class.
Darling.
My girl
She's an MG
Not big and shiny
like a Cadillac
Hot like Arabbiata
Cuter than a dosa
Tastier than a dhansak
She's like pirate treasure found
A little Winter Palace
to ransack
Bathed to a glow
In her own natural aphrodisiac
So Natalie
When you coming back?
@natalietran
In 1959, 9 yo Ronald McNair was told he couldn't check out his books from Lake City's segregated library. He went on to become Karate champion, earned an MIT PhD in physics, and became a NASA astronaut.
Today that library is named after him.
Ah..well,the Champions League final just happened to coincide with full moon,in fact a Blue Moon.
So,if we'd have won,then you could say that it was just once in a Blue Moon.
So probably a good thing we lost.
If we hadn't,then we'd be really fucked.
#Arsenal
She's at the same time,avoiding her husband,and avoiding me.
Quite the tightrope if ever there was.
But she's had plenty of practice,and a person can get used to anything,especially when it comes to suppressing instinct,and blinkering out desires.
You know,when the supermarket says that it's "closed for refurbishment",
it's simply rearranging the aisles,moving the stock around,and putting up the prices.
We need the very best opponents so as to know,if we win,that we deserve to be called the best.
Twenty or so years ago,it was Alex Ferguson and Manchester United.
Today,it's Pep Guardiola and Manchester City.
The best,the best possible rivals.
Thank you Pep for the last ten years.
I blocked Britain First when they first turned up on my timeline.
Blocked.
But their shitty little ads are still turning up...
How?
They're blocked.
Fucking fascists.