Tim

chronic shitposter, not to be taken seriously.

I'm 26. don't DM me when you are still a kid.

[Tim @TimothyStander]

@iauuuf Like yin and yang. One gives easy access but risks wardrobe malfunction way too easily while the other has the opposing benefit and drawback 😂😂😂

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@khyleri That is knot a bra strap.

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@DragonBall43ver Just got it. Good lord. Topmhic is dinner, bottom pic is the next morning. The siblings went at it together 9 times and the parents aparantly never stopped

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@NoContextHumans And it's not my job to pay you a living wage. It's your manager's. Shit like this is exactly why I don't tip anymore unless it's because I received 10 star service from aplaxe that's only worth 3

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@onemalaikaa Only if women remain virgins long enough to deserve a man with money. Men gonna thrive while broke and women like this gonna take they easy way to wealth through spreading their legs.

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@Lagothiquee Hell no. Have to at least be 22.

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@MotherAiapast @pwurin_ @MoshieDraws Jy hou verskriklik baie van oe.

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@_josephine0_ A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that can be opened by many keys is useless.

-Sun Tzu

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@Watcher2b @Mia_69i

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@AnumRanj48587 Whatever the ammount is to kill a man plus four for good measure.

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@Marlayna29 They would choose the fat guy but cheat on him with the jacked guy.

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@EineLotta Yandere as fuck aside, opnhad me at cupcakes. Though it's fucking freezing in my room so having someone to cuddle with while noshing a cupcake doesn't sound so bad. Though I'm drawing the line at shimineta cookies style cup cakes.

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@Yukime_VT Really cool cosplay. How did you get the horns to stay upright? Are you wearing a band hidden under a wig or is there some type of fastener along the back

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@MsAshBash420 And aparantly it's mostly the smart asses and assholes who survived.

Kinda makes sense given survival of the fittest and all that bs

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@yamatuibora Got
Squirrels
In
My
Pants.

And they seem to be signing up for their turn in tow comments below 😂😂😂

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@Willowthegothh Bruh. I'm 26 so definitely not within your preferred vampiric age range you've got going on here.

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@Willowthegothh Why... Why did op like this with 10 alt accounts???

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@cuteonlyvibes Aparantly I accidentally screenshot red my homescreen instead of closing my phone..I think that's what happened here

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@aspiring_deer You know this post was going so well and seemed so wholesome. I'd swap out the breast mild for condensed milk. I prefer my indescribable goopa thicker and more on the sweet side.

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@bellasuccubuss I really want to make a joke about the string lights and the anime character being shy.

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@SakariVT That angle is not 90° but at least it is very cute. Maybe one day it will grow up to be a right angle.