Timothy Kellow

Sales manager for Account manager for Asahi, Beer lover, Dog lover, pop culture guru and family man.

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

Ringo the flamingo has made his decision and is going to support @LibDems in the #TivertonandHoniton by-election

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

What would happen when if Thanos snapped his fingers and all the brexiteers disappeared?
#BrexitShambles

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

@UniversalQandA If you have a piece of string the length of the solar system and you pull on one end, is the movement at the other end faster than the speed of light?

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

If you are nearby, I will be giving free beer away at the Falcon hotel Bude for @SharpsBrewery #twotides will be out for the 1st time

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

@beersbypost1 tell it to Jean Claude Van Damme, I dare you

[Sharp's Brewery @SharpsBrewery]

Sea Fury has just launched on cask in pubs nationally. Have you managed to get your hands on a pint yet?
#SeaFury

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

I'm not a physicist but, is sure quantum dry deodorant both wet and dry at the same time?

[Cracked.com @cracked]

What does your favorite snack say about you? “AHH NO SHE’S GONNA EAT US AAAAH.”

[Express & Echo @ExpressandEcho]

Gang of rogue peacocks attack cars they think are love rivals on business estate near Exeter http://t.co/3OANrLzPtY

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

Route planning when cross country running is essential

[Timothy Kellow @Timothykellow]

Bubble and squeak and a pukka pie for lunch #champagnelifestyle

[Variety @Variety]

.@MrT is launching a home renovation series called "I Pity the Tool." (Yes, really.) http://t.co/6lS1195VZ4