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Vote for me if you like the idea of me being voted into office

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Hey guys I just made a really cool campaign video explaining why you should vote for me https://t.co/ALkS31p0ol

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@ Gamefreak; New pokemon #Popplio... 🌊🦁⛹... soundslike? Pope Leo XIII (https://t.co/3xYpHUBfdt). please confirm

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final attempt. i hope You've all learned your lesson.

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last image didnt come out big enough. important message. deserves to takeup space 🚫#smoking

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#smoking,

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#Trustme, I know some things about nicknames on trains 🚂 (don't quote)

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Annoying guy on metro named Paul. " ☝️🙃 Apaullo is an accurate nickname I hope it catches on for me" said him. 🤔🤔🤔 #Morelike 👉 "Apaulling" 👈

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#Happy 👌☘🍀☘👌 Don't (🚫)! Pinch me though im only 1/4 Irish 3/8 polish 5/16 german 1/32 italian and My sisters name is French but we're not fr

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Theory 🤔: Dongle#Drumpf doesn't want 2 b prez. He wants security clearance to steal 4t Knox & hop shit to mexico. thWall is to keep him safe

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Food download history should be #ERASABLE ☝️😶☝️ “based on previous purchases would you like a lava cake?” No, I’m different now 🎷🕶 No Mor

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#Plan: 1. Become Famous Politician. 2. Die. 3. Resurrect. 4. "Lead Us Again!!!" They Say. 5. "No" I Say, then start a band 🎺🎺🎺

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@HamillHimself said lukes sexuality never addressed which means Rey is somebody elses kid probably! IS SHE OBI WANS GRANDKID OR WHAT

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This is very important not only because representation but also this means Luke is probably not Reys dad! #Spoilers https://t.co/85A3RqpNiV

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went TWO [2] days without 🎉 crying! 🚫😂🎖 (personal best) Good record!

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Update::: my mom pays for the wifi apparently its never 📵 been free 🎉💱💲nevermind #vice

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@#vice should make a documentary about my months without free wifi

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It's fine mate everybody loses their edge once in a while and it's been a while so you can't mess up again you've used up your once

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@Timples2015 #olympics. sorry. i'm rusty at this

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Do not steal that idea unless you are the olympics and will do it well. The guy can press the stopwatch multiple times too fun fact

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competitive Stopwatching. guy holds a stopwatch. Presses stopwatch. Two (20) other guys need to press stopwatch at same time. Compare times

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now; for the tweets i didn't think were worth 20 dollars: