Tim's Neighbor

Award winning writer. 2-time chili & wing cook-off runner up. 4-Time youth basketball champ. Probably not your lawyer.

[UE Men's Basketball @UEAthletics_MBB]

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A Thread

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

I got back on Twitter simply to say that this is one of the best jokes I've ever read.

[ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic]

Oh boy...

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@TomBenson_UE The adulation in the replies is well-earned. You had such a positive impact on so many of us through your steady and tireless leadership and mentorship. Thank you for what you gave to the UE community!

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

They've never even heard of a courtesy wave.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

.@Vol_Baseball always drives slowly in the left lane and never lets people merge.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

.@Vol_Baseball pours milk in the bowl before they add cereal. #guac🥑

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@HartmanMath @Vol_Baseball Not even getting Nude in Bio

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

.@Vol_Baseball promotes bunting in coach pitch baseball.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@RyanReynolds Our hotel bar ran out of Miller Lite last night.

[Wes Rucker @wesruckerTBA]

I'm completely serious when I suggest that Evansville fans today, per capita, put down more adult beverages than any collection of visiting fans I can remember at Lindsey Nelson Stadium.

The Purple Aces and their fans are here to party. Love it.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@HartmanMath That fucking guy!

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

Knoxville: We're Shitty Chattanooga

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

On the way out I heard, "we're better than them, but they didn't give a fuck. They came after us."

@UEAthleticsBASE loves to get rowdy.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@Jevin_13 Good Aces crowd out there, but we really needed @reansiley

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

Johnny Law gave me a ticket. That's how worried @Vol_Baseball is about @UEAthleticsBASE. Haters. #guac 🥑

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

A punch in the face of a @Vol_Baseball fan isn't all that damaging because they all lost their teeth in late childhood due to poor hygiene and malnutrition. But it still feels good to do it.

[Riverboat Gambler @Rivboat_Gambler]

With an ace up our sleeve and a pot of house money let’s shock America again Evansville!

Poor lads in orange have “volunteered” to get ROCKED by the GUAC

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@reansiley @TomKent27243 @Rivboat_Gambler Whoever read the tweet to him probably didn't bother to explain it.

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

.@Vol_Baseball fans stop at Love's instead of Buc-ee's like @UEAthleticsBASE fans. #guac 🥑

[Tim's Neighbor @TimsNeighbor]

@mid_madness You got Evansville baseball in 14 hours.