Tim

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[Tim @TimsXName]

@asterslop Since you've got Joker in your top 52, you probably need 53 to make to it a full deck

[Tim @TimsXName]

@FallosophyGame Oh, this is kind of like
https://t.co/2qZsdNOdbc

[Aspen goes birding⛸️ @birdmoder]

Well I’m sorry to make your tweet Joeover, but the Garden of Eden was right here

[Alex Yablon @AlexYablon]

LLMs will always sound like millennials because no subsequent generation will be literate enough to produce much training text

[Tim @TimsXName]

Dear @MLB, I'm subscribed to MLB news alerts because I want to know about big stories. It shouldn't be a daily Shohei tracker, because I simply do not care that much about him.

[Tim @TimsXName]

I am officially a Kindle owner.
Now taking book recommendations.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

My uncharitable view is that insecure people increasingly treat their dogs like humans because they know a dog lacks the agency to reject them like a human could

[Tim @TimsXName]

@Cinemark Am I ever going to be allowed to buy tickets online for non-Mario movies for the day after tomorrow? It's insane that I can't see showtimes at my local theaters yet.

[Tim @TimsXName]

How long until I'm required to pledge my life to Chase DeLauter? #GuardsBall

[Tim @TimsXName]

Hot takes:
Season 1: Blu was a worthy winner.
Season 2: Marina was robbed.
Season 3: Mariah destroyed Gawdland in that lipsync, and I'm not sure how anyone can legitimately disagree. Therefore, either Mariah or Kate was robbed, depending on who you think would have won.

[Tim @TimsXName]

I can tell I'm back in Michigan because I'm going 80 in the right lane and everyone is disgusted and zooming around me

[Tim @TimsXName]

@vamprslyer Yo, what app is this?

[lee @bluetilespin]

The problem with every show is there is something happening on that show that Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer did first and probably better and if someone’s never seen Buffy you sound stupid for saying that. But you’re RIGHT. Buffy did it FIRST

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

Actually this was completely improvised by the Muppets, but the directors decided to keep rolling.

[Tim @TimsXName]

@umichvoter As a fan of a team in what some might call a mid-major conference, it's nearly impossible to figure out where my team is being televised each game, let alone afford to pay for all of them.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

ohio is lowkey slept on

[Tim @TimsXName]

I used to really enjoy watching Mythical Kitchen when it started, but the more I've heard Josh talk, the less I want to hear him say any more than I've already heard him say. A shame, because everyone else on the show is very interesting and entertaining.

[Tim @TimsXName]

I rewatched this before seeing "Tron: Ares" in theaters and let me tell you, this movie is still amazing.

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

15 years ago today, ‘TRON: LEGACY’ released in theaters.

[Tim @TimsXName]

This might have been the worst season ever of The Amazing Race.

[Tim @TimsXName]

Canada consistently produces the best version of Drag Race, and this season is no exception. It's a shame the frontrunner is so obscenely unlikeable.