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General Maputu
@TinPot_Dictator
His Excellency President General Maputu.
Vanquisher Of Nation's Enemies,
Lion of Africa,
Master Poet & Heroic Explorer,
Beloved Of His Peoples
The Presidential Palace
Joined March 2013
2.2K Following
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Busy today, my peoples
10am public flogging
12pm lunch with the Burmese ambassador
2pm sleep of the lunch
4pm hareem session
6pm draft appeal for international aid
8pm flight to visit yacht showroom in Naples
#HailMaputu
Meanwhile in culturally enriched Britain...
4hrs after North Korea publicly demolish their (and the world's) only nuclear test site, Trump cancels the summit.
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Trying to find things to laugh at as my once great nation collapses around me.
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Thank god France has gun control otherwise the shootings today could have been deadly.
...and I thought I was a comedy account ππ
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Weekend is here
Only joking. To increase productivity Saturday and been renamed "Second Thurday"
Get back to bastard work...
#HailMaputu
You're going to be eaten alive when the next war comes
If you need to ask...
Citizens rejoice!
I today open new bastard big interstate bridge.
Only 4 years behind schedule and $2.1b over budget
#Progress #HailMaputu
Just when you thought the West couldn't get any more enfeebled...
https://t.co/GBcoUhMJ71
Today I will hold a Cabinet meeting to discuss our latest request for foreign aid to help our impoverished nation #HailMaputu
Oh mate...
Thank you people's of Britain
I has bought myself a yacht on top of an aircraft carrier
Keep the monies coming...fuel is bastard expensive
#HailMaputu
CITIZEN WARNING
A fire haired demon has been spotted near the capital!
Remain in your homes. Troops and witch hunters are en route
#StaySafe #HailMaputu
Sorry... That's my bad.
Never drink and mortar on an empty stomach
I swear to God, if Mugabe thinks I've forgotten about the Β£20 he owes me...
My last birthday party looked a lot like this
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