Tina Alysha Hand

Writer, reader, mother of two and all-around average girl.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Kinda scary how accurate this is.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Accurate.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

This.

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

This was too accurate

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Omg, I'm trying so hard not to laugh really loud at work...

[Ottawa Public Health @OttawaHealth]

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[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Here's my hot take; make of it what you will.

I never thought I'd be watching Independence Day and rooting for the aliens instead of Bill Pullman, Geoff Goldblum and Will Smith.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

It’s not immigrants or trans people or abortions or teaching CRT — It’s. Still. The. Fucking. Guns.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Hey @Walgreens... Get yourself in check and ditch this fucker. Women are (rightfully) angry right now. You really want to put yourself in these crosshairs?

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Happy Independence Day to all the old, rich, cis white men out there. The ones who actually have independence. I guess the rest of us just get to fuck off and die so they can enjoy some fireworks with their exploitation today.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

I've been saying this for quite some time now. Most reasonable people see Handmaid's Tale as a warning. The Republicunts in office see it as an instruction manual/ideal world/wet dream. Also, they have no idea what it's about beyond "men strong, men take, woman make babies."

[J. Michael Straczynski @straczynski]

A SUPREME COURT WORKSHEET
Since you have chosen to apply the standards of the 18th century for how women were treated to the present moment, I wanted to take this opportunity to bring to your attention other aspects of their lives during this time that could be --

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

I forgot how much I fucking hate Twitter.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

@SAHDGamer Unicorns do exist! They just got old and fat and now we call them rhinos.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Fuck thoughts and prayers. STOP GIVING PEOPLE ASSAULT WEAPONS! It's in the damn name! It's not called a fun gun, it's called an ASSAULT RIFLE!

And don't bring me that shit about using them to hunt. If you need an assault weapon to bag a deer, maybe it's time to take up fishing.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

@JDCocchiarella Isn't every day a good day to not eat their food and fuel their rampant racism and homophobia?

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

This.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

So I'm curious who is going to win this fight? Ron DeSantis and his idiocy? Or Disney and all their insane money?

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Why the fuck are people such bitter, selfish assholes? If someone's student loan is forgiven, you shouldn't be fucking jealous, you should throw them a fucking party!

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

It's amazing to me reading through random AITA stories how many would be best solved by divorce/ separation.

[Tina Alysha Hand @TinaAHand]

Star Trek isn't about environmentalism? Then what was the point of this?