That Perfect Pink Little Donut

singing or making someone uncomfortable

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

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[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

@daniesloth Old fart

[Taylor Rivers @taylorivers]

straight ppl will put you on close friends and it's just like pics of burrata

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

@GLittr_PRinc3ss Sooooo accurate

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

I’m no gym rat, I swear, but I honestly get so embarrassed and annoyed with people who (usually old) have NO idea how to use equipment but insist on running around the gym and using every machine and subsequently interrupt your circuit 🙄

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

Honestly, I know gyms and trainers need to make money but there should be a “no shaming” team member who’s soul priority it is to walk around and fix form, show old people how to use machines, explain that lifting 1lb easily 100 times isn’t really the goal, etc.

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

Just had a flashback to when I was in 5th grade and the guy I had a crush on who was a TEENAGER, air guitar’d “Jukebox Hero” at the school talent show 🥴

[Grace @gracecamille_]

ok so ella enchanted: what are the limitations of the curse ? bc when they say FREEZE and she freezes in midair? we’re bringing the tike space continuum there. what if i said “ELLA. go back in time and kill baby hitler”. could she do it

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

Except when you reply to one of @Adam_Karpiak ‘s tweets and then you get 50 DMs asking about professional help and jobs bc they don’t realize Twitter is your shit posting zone 😂😭

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

@LIBRAVUITTON Incorrect. I just thought to myself the other day “wow I haven’t seen her post in a while” and found your page and creeped lovingly for like 5 minutes lol

[Funnilingus ! @FunnilingusLA]

Soooo much love to the man I’ve matched with 5 times across 4 apps and 3 years — Love seeing you out there pal. My brother in arms. Ships passing in the night.

[parmesan chicken @midsommar_stan]

Is the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

microdosing feminsim by forgetting to shave my armpits for two days

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

@LilAnnieFan @LambMovie It’s not worth two hours of your life. I promise

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

Without me doing this, it’s the most on brand Christina thing I’ve ever read on this god forsaken website 😂

[That Perfect Pink Little Donut @TinaFilet]

No smoke but whenever I’m in Bay View, half the time I see a hot guy and the chick he’s with I’m not sure if it’s his daughter or a Peter Pan type girlfriend 🙃🙃🙃

[Kylie Brakeman @deadeyebrakeman]

nobody goes harder for anything in the world than non-comedy men defending male comedians they’ve never met

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

seeing lots of jokes about instagram being down, but this is actually really hard for that person u matched with on an app 6 years ago who still watches all your stories for some reason

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

my dog is not friendly!!! she is 9 inches tall and weighs 5lbs and has 4 teeth and will fuck your kid/dog UP! do not let your kid try to pet her!!! i know she is cute!!! don’t touch!!!

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [practicing doing the worm] can you move over

other guy on the elevator: no

[will ye @will__ye]

shitposting on LinkedIn is such an underrated activity lmaoooo