Meteorologists:
- Work most of the year
- High accuracy rate
- Get teased about being “wrong half the time and still have a job”
Groundhogs:
- Work one day a year
- Low accuracy rate
- People are more forgiving of them
I’m just saying I’m jealous. 😂
Little kid in my neighborhood.
"Hey Spicoli, did you hear what Nebraska QB Adrian Martinez is handing out for Halloween?"
Me: What?
Little kid: Turnovers! Go Hawkeyes!!
🥴