Evan Johnson

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

I’ll take you there

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

all the tweets from Yankees fans are like “lol good luck with the 26 year old Ted Williams clone who’s a perennial MVP candidate that we also offered $750+ million. I’m SURE that’ll work out”

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

ABC: JD Vance says you would veto a ban.

Trump: I don’t talk to JD Vance.

[NHL @NHL]

Fun fact: Evan Rodrigues will be the first Evan to ever be engraved on the #StanleyCup. 🤓

[Joey @DJLeMVP]

“Nobody can fix the Mets”

Grimace:

[【𝙛𝙡𝙞𝙥 𝙥𝙝𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙤】 @minatums]

Good fucking riddance for people named Evan

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

"There were times when you wanted to be like me.

And now…I wish I could be like you when I was your age.

I love you…

Congratulations for making your first All-Star game."

–– Rick Brunson to Jalen Brunson

[Evan Johnson @TineEJohnson]

Tom Thibodeau anytime a power forward gets injured

[NY Knicks PR @NY_KnicksPR]

.@nyknicks Sign Taj Gibson to 10-Day Contract

[NFL @NFL]

🚨 PEPPA PIG IS IN BUFFALO 🚨

📺: #KCvsBUF -- 6:30pm ET on CBS
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus https://t.co/FR6a2Vk5dv

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Okay this Mets TikTok is really good

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

https://t.co/ilLAQDN2OI

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

After his touchdown for the New York Giants, @saquon hit the @Sonny7 celebration 📸

[Trev @TrevShow]

getting coerced into doing something by a Frenchman, call that Pierre pressure

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Lemme tell you what this show is, I was halfway through it earlier in the year and one night I got home from work and wasn't in the mood to watch something stressful so I opted to watch a 9/11 documentary instead

[𝔽. ℙ. ℍunter 🎃👻 @FeralPHunter]

at some point every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid

[sophie @netcapgirl]

i must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction

[Evan Johnson @TineEJohnson]

@ALegendaryBob12

[Evan Johnson @TineEJohnson]

Went to my first bisons game of the year and dropped three beers, I’m already in mid season form