The Jork-Meister

Happy Star Chasing 🌟

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

If I ever use an exclamation point with you it’s because I’m afraid of you and how you perceive me.

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

I AM GETTING A CAT ON THE 4TH WOOOO!!!!!

[Pope @FREEMYCOCKTODAY]

That is oddly specific

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Fuck you Josh Hokit #thumbsdown #notnice #cannotpreachtheteachingsofchristandbeaninsufferableprick #boooo

[The Don™ @JackBlox_YT]

@brndxix you vs me:

[Favorite Vegetable @favoriteveg]

Girl Talk - Feed the Animals

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Who wants to get #mpreg

[🪐 (logna) 🪐 @lognacio]

just found out darth maul was 22 years old in the phantom menace wtf man he shouldve been at the clubbb 😔😔

[JohnsonWx @225MPH_EF4]

All-timer snapchat post man

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

God she eats.

[LizaFan @lizajudyfan]

Liza Minnelli by Andy Warhol 1978

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Jay 👽 @vincentjell0]

me, age 14, discovering the velvet underground

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Garfield
Jim Davis 07.30.78

[gorillaz 🇧🇷 @gorillaz_br]

Made by HUMANZ

[john cag gooner @w2cgflgf]

本日，唐揚げとさつまいも天ぷらを作った。外国人なら間違いなくr/kitchencelsに投稿して「fuck my chud life」って言うだろう

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

ZIGGY
TOM WILSON 02.21.94

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Aaooouuuu husbandt you spent all our money on scratch offs and now I have to drive to work in the snow

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Fuck I’m sorry that I am so funny and I understand your niche references and I have a fantastic rack and a pure, genuine heart I am SORRY OKAY I GET IT

[The Jork-Meister @TinfoilBasilisk]

Glass Beach mentioned