DaywalkerGingerballs

Occasionally ramble drunk through microphones at bars. I DJ weddings as a sidejob. I lean libertarian and suicidal.

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#TrumpYourThanksgiving The wishbone tradition is rigged, believe me. It's a disas- I WON... The wishbone tradition is genius.

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@allthingscomedy Bare Bear Tug Rug

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@crossland68 In essence, “he put the cookies on the top shelf to keep away from the kids...Lazard went up and got the cookies...”. Among the weirder things I’ve heard a sportscaster utter...

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The fuck was that cookies-on-the-shelf shit. #Packers #Lions

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The car-won’t-start-when-the-killer-is-coming horror movie trope would easily be explained with an interlock, God knows those drunk heathen sport-fuckers can’t blow zeroes.

Now to write a movie around that one scene...

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Depressed people are what’s best for the environment, we barely use our own energy.

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‘Joker’ is only dangerous because people think it’s a realistic depiction of mental illness in society.

It was really just vacuous ham-fisted surface-level self-indulgent horseshit carried along by a committed Joaquin Phoenix.

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@CoxeAnne @CBSNews So seemingly the master of sarcasm that she has to outright distinguish her response with the disclaimer though it was inherently apparent, also suggests that’s how she missed the sarcasm of my initial joke...

So, without sarcasm: grow the fuck up.

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@NBCNews No need to panic, it'll sort itself out.

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@HuffPost The vegan would still have to go to KFC to get it... Those two demographics converging will be fantastic.

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@denverpost Hey, maybe sixth time's the charm

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@thehill Did he at least compare her to a half-deflated Iggy Azalea doll?

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@thehill perfect photo

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@CNBC cuts down on delivery times for termination notices, too.

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@thehill He is losing his fucking shit right now.

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#IThoughtThatLoveWas unconditional but it only is under certain conditions.

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@thehill look like the would-be burglars from a Home Alone reboot.

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@TIME God bless America

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@thehill He failed to grab their spirits by the pussy??

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@CNN OH SHIIIIIT, DISQUALIFIED