Kelsey Bolte

Follow me back, love meeting new people :) xo

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

A "HOE" makes a nigga cum, a "BAD BITCH" makes a nigga come out his pocket, but a "REAL WOMAN" makes a nigga come home.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I blame fairy tales, love stories & happy endings for everyone's high expectations of love & relationships

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Ladies, don't come outside lookin like a pack of skittles. Aint nobody wanna see no red weave, green nails, and YELLOW teeth!

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

ONLY BLACK PEOPLE STEAL YOUR SHIT AND HELP YOU LOOK FOR IT.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

ATTENTION: Unless you know the whole situation... keep your mouth shut..

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

#ReplaceMoveTitleWithRatchet... Are We Ratchet Yet?

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Dear Teacher, If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive... Case Closed.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Gay Or Not, if a girl walks past another girl with a fat A$$ she's going to turn around and look!

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Females Go Through A LOT, Niggas Don't Go Through Enough

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people could just learn to manage their stupidity.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

#50factsaboutme I'm a freak, not a hoe.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I named my penis "The Truth" because bitches can't handle it.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

That awkward moment when you're trying to end a conversation and the other person won't stop talking.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

#SignsSheRatchet She fighting while her baby still in her arm..

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

#HipHopAwards I miss the 90s when rap actually had meaning to it

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I'm not saying she's a hoe, but she's been on more wieners than Heinz Ketchup.

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

Just a friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 57 days!

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I Seen This Hoe Lookin Black As Hell With Sky Blue Contacts And Light Blonde Hair .. Looking Like A Burnt Smurf !

[Kelsey Bolte @Tingleyikm]

I got a Twitter, Facebook, & Instagram. Fuck you mean "send me a picture"?