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[jessica @Tingleyy]

DONDE ESTAS MY FUCK TO GIVE

[jessica @Tingleyy]

@Nanopie2 @Walmart

[jessica @Tingleyy]

@Walmart Great, finally a captcha. Too bad it put me in a never ending cycle of captcha's three minutes before on my laptop. Sold out when I finally got on my phone, still on the dot.

[jessica @Tingleyy]

@Walmart @Chica_go_ except it still crashed. I got booted /twice/ before checkout finally loaded @ 9:03 while inputting the payment information and notified it sold out. A captcha would've been gr8 🤡

[jessica @Tingleyy]

@Walmart maaaaan I watched my clock by the seconds, refreshed the second it turned 12 ET here and it crashed. Had it in my cart but noooooooo y'all wanna not bolster your site to handle the orders rip

[alex 👽 @bahayogi]

Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.

[news.com.au @newscomauHQ]

Woolworths has opened its doors exclusively to the elderly and people with disabilities for a dedicated shopping hour. Hopefully this eases some of the stress for some of them who have missed out on essential items due to panic buying.
https://t.co/NFZ1gBuZHA #coronavirus

[Yanna😉 @yannamonique_]

My parents 🔥😂

[Chris, he's had a think @Socialist_Chris]

Ireland has closed the pubs 36 hours before St.Patricks Day.

If that doesn't impress upon you the seriousness of coronavirus, nothing will.

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

We’re quarantined with our laptops and our phones. If they’re not texting u back, they just don’t want to

[key. @keywilliamss]

Amazon Fresh delayed my delivery and it won’t be here until Wednesday. So now I’m at the stores tryna buy food. This is my 4th store and the only thing ANY of them have are ribs and shrimp. WTF I’M SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT? OPEN A FUCKING APPLEBEES????

[jessica @Tingleyy]

gr8 start to my morning: gas pump didn’t stop when tank was full, turned into a fire hydrant of gasoline and soaked me. I AM COVERED IN GASOLINE WHAT THE FUCK.

[ESPN @espn]

A-ROD WITH THE CURVEBALL! 🤣

(via @JLo)

[TaniaSaidWhat @TaniaSaidWhat]

Bernie, please do a repeat of this on national tv one time & I swear to you, if people aren’t lining up in droves to vote for you, then nothing else ever will. If people hear this & aren’t shaken to their core about what’s at stake, they deserve Trump.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Guy across the ocean: 🗣 Beer Me

Henry Rowengartner:

[m ☭ @socialistmic]

i work at an addiction treatment center which is run as a nonprofit. i’m having to buy my clients food so that they don’t have to go hungry during group, meanwhile the ceo is talking about buying her granddaughter shoes from chanel.

nonprofits under capitalism are a sick joke.

[jessica @Tingleyy]

I hate Pinterest especially when I’m trying to conduct research on a VERY obscure artifact I don’t need fucking 10 pages of stolen fuzzy pictures, I NEED ARTICLES JSTOR DOESN’T HAVE PLS THX

[Red Dead Titnation @madamenamio]

The train was PACKED today & I’m squeezing myself into the car cause no one wants to move & the yt lady in front of me mutters “nigger” under her breath. I noticed the Louis bag under her shoulder & before I got off the train I poured my entire 32oz iced coffee into her purse.