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You want everyone who moved to north east London to support Chelsea you thick cunt

[Clive Martin @clive_mart1n]

I’m sorry but there are obviously so many people doing ‘Arsenal brat summer’, not because they are football fans, but because the club has become some de facto living in London accessory.

Might as well be a work-discounted Blok membership or a reservation at Singburi.

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Squat down toilets ain’t too bad but if they were common in London in pubs and that is probs fall in one steamin

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I might of met my match, a chip shop in angel had given me a very sore tummy.

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I’ve got a kettle bell and will be hench in two weeks.

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Got cuncuszion I reckon. If I die in my sleep or something please tell the next generation I died from the cancer that Micheal Douglas said you get from eating pussy.

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What do you think the people in the wars you back are doing on a regular basis you mug

[WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧 @WarMonitor3]

Coward killer who used a gun against a defenceless father.

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Saw “metal will” flyering today.
Should of been a newspaper boy during depression era USA.

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A Republican would never of missed Biden. Only a matter of time until till trump says:
“these democrats don’t even know how to use guns!”

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Biden was 6 years old in 1948.

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Some pricks look like they could be drinking in the background of that bar in mos eisley, from Star Wars.

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Smoke that shit that made bo didley

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Gone dentist and had so much painkillers injected into my face I can’t feel my mouth at all. I could suck myself off and it would feel like someone else is doing it for once!

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Patrick stump really drops his hat and picks it up in the nick of time Indiana Jones style.

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Keep getting 11/12 days in my path to getting hench in two weeks and then having go too much spliff and borgars.

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JFK assassination couldn’t happen today, not enough people reading to have a book depository, unless shooter would probs take his shot from ifone building

[Taylor @cooljinzo]

The guys during the JFK assassination who worked in the book depository were all so obsessed with lunch it's funny. They mention lunch every chance they get but it was the 60s so there wasn't anything else to do I suppose. No youtube yet

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Battle of the bands but they have to fight

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Paul atriedes is a decent bloke but he’s always asking me to buy him a pint in this weird voice and I always feel compelled.

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Dished on one of my infamous headlocks last night. Popped a nutters swede of his shoulders and played kick ups for ages, his crime? Asking for a hot on my zoot!

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When to go for a job interview in Hackney town hall and not saying I’m hench but everyone assumed I was there to do security badge training badge on another floor.

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Ant and dec smashed it for just being mates really.