Tiny Dave Aranda

Tiny (non-real) version of the Head Football Coach of the Baylor University football Bears.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

For the record, before it’s announced in a bit, Baylor wanted to keep the “Revivalry” as the name but TCU did not. So when this Bluebonnet nonsense comes across your feed, know that it was @TCU_Athletics and *NOT* @BaylorAthletics. It sucks, so push back and maybe it changes.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

@CFBONFOX @RJ_Young Art Briles

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Looks like I found my new “Defensive Analyst”. #coachpete #returntobaylor

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Reigning D3 champs University of Mary Hardin-Baylor announces the retirement of head coach Pete Fredenburg.

Larry Harmon has been promoted to head coach after spending the last 17 seasons as defensive coordinator: https://t.co/UxsFBXRGHO #D3FB

His record speaks for itself:

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

…and he’s still underrated.

[BearsIllustrated @BaylorBears247]

Abram Smith named the 2nd best running back in the nation for 2021 by @247Sports https://t.co/5zKx1Lp0Bx #SicEm #Baylor

[Colt Barber @Colt_Barber]

You want me to tell you congrats on having 73k students or something? All those students and still haven’t won a conference football championship since 1998.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Should have put Baylor in at #4 with a conference championship and the almighty 13th data point. We would have done better than Cincy tonight. SMH.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Love the bolo.

[Tiny Mack Rhoades @TinyMackRhoades]

Straw poll: who likes my dress shirts? And is the bolo a good idea?

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Success: Becoming a first time HC in 2020 during Covid and winning only two games, and then following it up with 11 wins and a Big 12 championship in 2021. Or is that too specific?

[OutKick @Outkick]

.@ClayTravis and @10AJMcCarron discuss what it means to be successful and why there is a problem with the way we define success today. Watch the clip below from the OutKick Bourbon Tour poured by @BuffaloTrace. #BuffaloTrace #sponsored

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

He ain’t even the top in his own conference. @CoachMateos got that on lock. 🔒

[Bruce Feldman @BruceFeldmanCFB]

SOURCE: Oklahoma Run Game Coordinator Bill Bedenbaugh is expected to stay at OU and not leave for USC. Big news for the Sooners. He’s been a key piece to that system and is one of the top O-line coaches in football.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

I figured out why Lincoln left. He wanted to go to a conference that won’t get shit on by the CFP Committee. PAC-12 will just remain irrelevant and low stakes.
7th? Gimme a break. 🤡🤡🤡

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

I’m moderately excited right now. I finally uncrossed my arms to tweet this.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Not 14 tho :)

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Velveteen

[Paul Finebaum @finebaum]

Give us your best word to describe the last 72 hours in College Football?

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Nah. What you’re feeling is just the effect of the commitment by Byron Murphy to the Baylor Bears...because he’s a badass. #SicEm

[CNN @CNN]

A mysterious astronomical object merged with a black hole 780 million light-years away and created gravitational waves that could be detected on Earth https://t.co/s9Ny5ekKIr

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

I told my tiny agent that I needed a "I only coach as long as ESPN 1660 remains in tact" clause in my contract with Baylor. He told me "Nah, that's nothing to worry about, let's ask for more money."

So I just fired my tiny agent.

#istandwithsmoaky

[David Smoak @DavidSmoak]

Effective immediately, @1660ESPN is national only, there are changes coming and we'll announce them accordingly. I hope you appreciated what my staff has done for the 10-yrs. I won't comment on anything else until I know what's next with our radio station. Thank you.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Joe Burrow played all of the 2019 season with the #coronavirus. Gave him Tums and a Sprite before every game and he was fine. Y’all folks are overreacting.

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

@hoopculture13

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Davion Mitchell needs to come out for football. Watched him go deep and catch a long pass for a layup near the end of the WVU ass whooping. #kendallwright

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

"Hey guys, I just finished signing our recruiting class. Get excited! Fire up the grill and start putting up your tents at the tailga..."

[Tiny Dave Aranda @TinyDaveAranda]

Sorry about that. I am just really excited about my new job.

[BaylorProud @BaylorProud]

Random trivia:

President Livingstone’s license plate reads “B4YLOR,” because another Bear beat her to "BAYLOR." 🤷‍♀️
https://t.co/Uxy6LxFyTz