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every day is cheat day

(IC account for @ThaddeusMcBoosh)

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@ItsyBatsy im gonna be the next elvira bitch

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"Milf Lilith"

"Milifth"

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@ItsyBatsy the girls will be falling out of that shit so fast I'll need to like tape it to my tits

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Let giant girls advertise your sneakers

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Guess I could skip sleep and put on some weight to get the "bags under eyes and love handles" look

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the only drawback of being immortal is I'll never age gracefully into that milf aesthetic

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"horny on main" implies I ever turn it off

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he was this super nice punk rocker from like Iceland

apparently a lot of vampires go goth and need a piercing specialist because those are actually forever

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when you heal basically all damage doing any body mods is a fucking trial

dont ask about the arcane shit I had to pull to get earrings in

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but i wanted nipple piercings dammit

had to see a warlock to get those done properly

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@Hyratheidealess dude at the parlor said i should use a silver needle

but yo that'll kill me

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tried getting a tattoo but I'm too strong and the needle literally bounced off the skin

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@theworldonher @PaladinMarcella oh no I spilled shrinking potion on everyone

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lifetime ban from every pottery and glassware store in town

I cant help it that the aisles are so narrow

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@ADSerris turns out a million-dollar booty cant pay for an isle of shattered vases

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then with one lick from the base to the top, kiss your prisoners goodbye and work the skyscraper into your mouth

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ever blown a building before?

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then gently kiss the very top, before giving the outside a once over with the tongue and lips

fog up the windows and see if you can get a little saliva to start leaking in for your new playmates

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how do you massive folks with fur keep yourselves clean doing this shit

all the dirt and debris and tiny people end up in my hair

cant imagine how I would fare if I was covered in it

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when the afterglow of a good rampage wears off and you have to pick bits of city out of your hair