Tiny Gay

Shit my tiny gay roommate says.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

[walking back from the laundromat] Carrying this laundry is what I imagine it feels like to hide a dead body.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Me: The sky is pretty tonight.
TG: Fuck the sky. I have laundry to do.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Stay out of my room.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

[fast forwarding through #lesbian #sex scene] I have no idea what's going on. These are foreign curves.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Where is your vagina?

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Deal with it.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

This is happening.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

[Tiny Gay is #American. I asked him to draw a map of #Canada from memory. This is what happened.]

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

I don't care about this anymore.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Me: Can you-
TG: No.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

TG: You're going to make a terrible...
Me: What? Wife?
TG: I was going to say mother.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Girl you better lock down a husband.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Everything is awful.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Have you seen Shit #Adele Says? I thought it was just mean. And I usually like mean things.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

Get yourself together girl.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

This is unbearable.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

I think I'm still drunk. #10am

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

-I was talking to this one guy at the party.
-Did he look Spanish?
-Yeah, or Vietnamese.

[Tiny Gay @TinyGay]

I just want to bottle you.