Tiny Kylo Ren

Tiny Kylo Ren contemplates his existence. Life is a mountain pathway. Mountains are even bigger than usual for Tiny Kylo Ren.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

@mosaiccanyon Tiny Kylo Ren was resting.

He had a big life event coming up.

It turned out to be disappointing.

He is sulking in a corner now.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

"I want to see THAT MOVIE tonight," says Tiny Kylo Ren.

He is given a candy cane instead.

It is not even a real candy cane.

His life is a barren wasteland.

Pity him.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren tries to compose a tweet.

It goes on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

And it is still barely halfway done.

"I liked the old way better," he thinks sadly.

...

...

(Still lots of room left.)

(Weird.)

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Big Kylo Ren told Tiny Kylo Ren, "Hold these packing peanuts for me."

That was five hours ago.

Big Kylo Ren is literally the worst.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren stares at the frog.

The frog stares at Tiny Kylo Ren.

Sooner or later, one of them will break.

Probably not the frog.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

"Halt, miscreant," says Tiny Kylo Ren.

He is good at guarding the printer.

No one wants to use it.

It is not even a very good printer.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren is puzzled by this ad.

Why is Darth Vader wielding Kylo Ren's lightsaber?

Why does Darth Vader look ten?

So many questions.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren is Christmas shopping.

He is considering buying a stormtrooper.

And maybe one of those stag heads.

It is so hard to decide.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren likes Hallowe'en.

He always goes as himself.

People think he is adorable.

This secretly pleases him.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren's head is stuck in the music stand again.

He blames Luke.

Everyone is laughing at him.

He blames Han.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

"I am tuning my trombone," says Tiny Kylo Ren.

The trombone is really a paper clip.

It is slightly flat.

He destroys the tuner.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren is all ready for Hallowe'en.

He even has a toque with a built-in lamp.

Hmm.

Maybe he is TOO ready for Hallowe'en.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

"What?" says Tiny Kylo Ren.

"What's so funny?"

No one can stop laughing for long enough to tell him.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren finds a radio.

"Obsolete technology," he says.

"Like Death Stars."

He tries to blow up a planet with it.

It does not work.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren hates being picked up.

He tries to sever the fingers that grasp him.

He cannot reach.

Later today, a computer will die.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren's Twizzler is drooping.

He screams.

He falls to his knees.

"My destiny," he wails.

How will he survive this tragedy?

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

"Look: a small moon," says Tiny Kylo Ren.

That is no moon.

That is not even a space station.

That is a lamp.

He is in denial about it.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren has $2.00.

"I can buy a candy bar!" he cries.

"Candy bars cost $2.50," says his father.

No wonder they do not get along.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo Ren has found a Darth Vader glove.

"Guide me, Grandfather," he says.

The glove continues to be a glove.

How disappointing.

[Tiny Kylo Ren @TinyKylo]

Tiny Kylo gazes out upon the city.

He pretends it is a space battle.

A pigeon flies by.

"Pew pew pew," he says.