whitney

Author of Tiny Tim

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

alexa, play when it's cold i'd like to die by moby

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

are we so back to 90s green and burgundy al la Home Alone house?

[motto @motto746]

detach, girl. the love of your life would never put you through that

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

bitch looking for greener grass while his is brown.

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

@Variety she's in the movie?

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

"black cat energy", bitch i'm Garfield.

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

most people that call themselves good people are not, in fact, good people.

[🧘🏻‍♀️🪷 @stwrawrbewry]

My most Catholic trait is that I believe you should never, ever regard yourself as a good person. This is where hubris and fallibility arises

[Temu Joan Didion 🍉 @temujoandidion]

“I wouldn’t be seduced by a spy” you were seduced by the Sephora Savings Event

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

this is what a real face card looks like

[Italica🇮🇹✨ @LuanaBelli23569]

Virna Lisi | 1965 | Archivio Storico | Roma

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Avenge me Kevin

[Laura El @iamlaurael]

Hi Disney. I'd like to apply for director of vibes.

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

i actually said this this morning

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

Nothing is ever as bad as you think it is because no one cares about you as much as you think they do.

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

@ZMAL06 @TwinkTheory basically, yes

[BaroqueMan @VivaldiVril]

Fidelity is not about being in love. Love is fickle, it can ebb and flow.

Fidelity is a matter of moral discipline and self-respect. Temptation will always be available, and men have to be strong to ignore it.

[bintang 🚬 @kreteklouver]

"i fucked her" relax dude, she slept with you as an act of self-harm

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

Shawties will talk about their "mentor" and it's literally just an older man who wants to have sex with them

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

@drxenos @waldenpod in another timeline he's does snl weekly updates

[Robert “Red Rocket” Richardson @padegenerate]

Just a black coffee for me. Just a black coffee and some BULLETS for me. Yeah. I watch Matt Walsh just a black coffee for me no none of that gay pussy shit like sugar and cream. Just a black coffee and some.. crush up some cigarettes in there will ya?? Could ya ash your cigarette

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

where's stove? idk i'm still waiting for gaurdian by sky ferreira

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

many such cases

[Pat Stedman | Dating & Relationship Coach for Men @Pat_Stedman]

This is true in many cases - modern men want the femininity, but they don't want the responsibility and leadership that having this type of woman inevitably costs them.

If you want authority, you need to shoulder more of the burden. The contract is really that simple.