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Female Author of Tiny Tim

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

this is the entire plot of Tiny Tim. order NOW on https://t.co/7Ix8kO41gb

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

opening up to a girl is like going into the future and killing yourself

[Vulcan Science Officer 🌠 @VulcSciOfficer]

She starts off German and finally becomes Irish at the end. 🥰

[Nicotine @nicotinearchive]

USA WINS

[Carson @CarsonJRuss]

When a wife is properly adored she remains cute with every decade

[.stuff @vintagestuff4]

"Wherever there is an unfortunate person, God sends a dog."

- Alphonse de Lamartine
(French poet, 1790–1869)

[Mariè @p8stie]

You know when u see a girl and she’s not a redhead but she has redhead legs

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

If your depression goes away on vacation you don’t have depression you just have a shitty life.

[𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐞🪽 @soulful_indigo]

Birds only sing when they feel safe, thus signaling on a deep, cellular level that you are safe too. Their frequencies calm the nervous system, lowering cortisol and anxiety. Birdsong is nature’s medicine.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

I think grandmother hobbies are amazing and so fun. But I think they keep good girls single and stop them living life. Your life needs to accelerate before it should slow down like this. If you’re 22 and single, you need to get out there and socialize. Make friends! Use your body to do things like dance and climb mountains and run around a medieval European city.

[heather @prettyalbatross]

fascinating prose at the cvs pharmacy

[Americana Aesthetics @AmericanaAesth]

Duane Bryers - 'Croaking Frogs and Crickets'

[bella @earlygirl__]

no one suffers more than a woman trying to pick up large pieces of furniture on facebook marketplace who is only friends with other women and twinks.

[annie @soychotic]

The only reason the phrase “master’s degree” survived the 2020s “THAT WORD IS ROOTED IN SLAVERY” epidemic is because all the women who loudly cared about that sort of stuff all have useless masters degrees

[🪷 @emily_sipiora]

Penultimate female intrasexual competition image

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

Russell Crowe on Gladiator 2:

‘They failed, and they failed because they didn’t understand what made the first film so successful: it had a moral core. Here’s the thing, most people want that. On the surface, they might go for entertainment, but if they’re going to love something and keep it with them forever, like that movie? …The love for that thing is because of its moral core. All guys want to be that man who can stay that strong, and all women want a man who can love them in that way.’

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

I couldn’t love my husband more and be more proud of him. What an inspiration,
what a hero.

[maddie rune🪰 @themaddierune]

The next great American novel is going to be written by someone the literary world would never take seriously, and that’s exactly why it will be a masterpiece. Nobody with a MFA from a fancy school, a book deal, an agent, a trust fund can write this era of America. It’s not possible. All they can do is stand outside and describe it with pretty words. It’ll come from somebody who lived the last 20 years of this country from inside its throat. They won’t have to describe anything because they’ve been breathing it, eating it, surviving it, and begging it for mercy. That’s the ONLY next great American novel worth reading. If it’s you, don’t stop.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Been brushing up on the discourse and I’ve decided that every single person is richer than me is a greedy bastard and every single person poorer than me is a loser. I and only I have the exact right amount of money.

[whitney @TinyTimWhitney]

so invite a boy to church.

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

we have an epidemic of lonely church girls