We need to all stop putting kisses at the end of messages! My piece today for @MetroUK with expert comment from @TVpsychologist https://t.co/NjawOT1eAb
Banging on about #mumps again on @SkyNews tonight at 5 o’clock with the lovely @SkyKatieSpencer Watch it if you can - especially if you’re #antivax because hopefully you’ll change your mind
How is it that even if I button the duvet cover up before putting it in the washing machine, every other bloody item still ends up inside it?
It’s like a reverse Houdini of dirty socks.
When I was grimacing as I ran up a slope during my long run today, a woman who was waiting at the top with her bike, smiled and said, “well done” 😃 It costs nothing to be kind 🤗 Thank you so much. #mademyday 🤗🏃🏼♀️
Ah thanks, Judgy Checkout Lady @Tesco Gerrards Cross. Tutting, sneering and rolling your eyes is *exactly* what I needed to see as my child had a meltdown at the tills. Great customer service and, er, humanity there.
Won’t be back.