Shannon Maj

im a chubby chubby girl in a chubby chubby world. now smile.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@mollgoz OFC… I couldn’t get tickets at 10:05 am - will try again tomorrow.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@mollgoz I’m already upset and want to speak with a manager

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@danamajeww Corporate girlie pro tip: You start randomly calling out of work with no or very short non-specific explanation

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@danamajeww No Prob.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@danamajeww 😂😂😂 nah the 401k. How does this here magic app work

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@danamajeww I’ll make you a ppt bby

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@danamajeww 🙅‍♀️I’m p sure that’s the one thing they told you not to do so they can update it with the booster 😂

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

I just want to state in writing - I will never attend a gender reveal party. Ever. Save your stamp.

[darcie @333333333433333]

in this essay i will

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

I think me and the nurses are getting drinks after this

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

There’s a balloon arch that says “congratulations” at my vax site. Who says you can’t have fun during the apocalypse??!

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

Yo why do straight dudes put ‘can handle sarcasm’ in their dating profiles. Someone explain it to me.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@mollgoz Larger than a leprechaun, smaller than a 17 year old boy.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

A tiny man in Ulta correctly guessed my age while trying to sell me an anti aging serum. You bet your ass I bought that fucking serum.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@Smallville0628 👋 My mom and grandma made appt through summit medical group. If he has seen any doctor in their network this year (doesn’t matter what kind) they should be able to assist in making an in-office appt.

[Danielle Pinnock @bodycourage]

When #HarryandMeghan escaped the palace.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

PSA: People who keep their Christmas tree up until Valentine’s Day are the same as Disney adults.

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

The Dems were serving monochromatic LEWKS today. 👀👀 am I about to buy some work from home pant suits???

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

@doorman226 me since 2016 - you don’t have to get single if you stay single bbbyy

[Shannon Maj @Tinyterror]

Why am I emotional about mike ‘the situation’ having a baby ?????? Someone call a doctor