tio_cellus

“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.” — Qui-Gon Jinn

[tio_cellus @TioCelly]

all black ppl during BHM

[Brolment of Triumph @2Big2Broly]

Bro worked with Nolan, started shifting his career towards more exciting direction, got married to Zendaya and got called a good boy by Anne Hathaway in the same year frankly no matter how good he is in this film he doesn’t need any awards he’s peaked

[Kaelee Skye @itskaeleerene]

Teeing it up ⛳️

[Dixon Uranus @RealDixonUranus]

"All I did was ask them to remove a woman from the plane and they kicked me off the flight, Jerry!"

"That's all you did?"

"Yeah... basically."

[Cris ✍️🏟️ @cris__ese]

Yo explicándole a mi novia que la rubia que empecé a seguir en Instagram es Haaland

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Usually it’s called soccer

But tomorrow night in Seattle, for one day only against Belgium

It’s called Monday Night Football.

[24kGoldn @24kGoldn]

Bitches be wearing Mexico jerseys like their boyfriend ain’t cry when Charlie Kirk died

[Morgan_of_the_Maxilla @KeepJiujitsuGay]

Fainted from the strokes and she dgaf, I'd kill myself if that was me

[Darkwoke Duck @DylanTweetin]

Happy 250th America 🇺🇸
Genocide of the indigenous 🇺🇸
Legal slavery until 1863 🇺🇸
Legal segregation until 1964 🇺🇸
No credit cards for women until 1974 🇺🇸
Only country to use a nuclear weapon 🇺🇸
Most incarcerated nation on earth 🇺🇸
Only major economy w/o universal healthcare 🇺🇸

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Exercises to relieve back pain

[autist @litteralyme0]

Cape Verde realising they've to play against FIFA's favorite kid Lionel Netanyahu

[Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) @realrabbilinda]

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Women Saying, “He raised the bar”

Without realizing she climbed with him is a new level of delusion.

[Steven “Stevo” Dingle @stevozone4_]

Pooh Shiesty and his crew are the reason why I can’t remove “retarded”from my vocabulary because that’s exactly what they are.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY FREDDY

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

Three years ago today Domingo German threw the 24th perfect game in MLB history and the only one in the last 14 seasons

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis

1. Date a 23 year old
2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it
3. Double down on drinking
4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about
5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate)
6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs)
7. Get divorced
8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism
9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

Thought I had that shit on around the huzz and one of them said I looked like Lois Griffin should I kms?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.