Tippet Willard

One-dog lounge act. No really, I lounge.

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If you eat all of / the alphabet pretzels, you / can puke poetry. #haiku

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Nursing duty is hard work.

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Cozy.

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http://t.co/YvU2HX8DYK Not a liturgical vestment or former First Lady on the whole list.

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Custom designed dog spaces in #housebeautiful! But no mattress and box spring. What gives?

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Since when are semi-annual well checks at the vet a thing? But treats! And I'll never get tired of hearing how Birdie is a pain and I'm not.

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At least she keeps my derri��re warm on cool winter nights. #birdiesleeps

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Chinese delivery and Girl Scouts at the door. Terror alert! Threat level red! Bark bark bark woof!

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I'm kind of gun shy, but what the heck. #FusionGun @FabDana

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The struggle is real, y'all.

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If I ignore you, will you go away?

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Paw to God, people told us not to move to TX from MN because of the weather. They were serious. #humansarecrazy

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Godspeed, Minnesota friends. I'll warm up the guest bed for you. I hope you like dog hair in your everything.

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They can buy it, but if they think I'm sharing it with Birdie, they have another think coming. #orvisdogbook

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Hear, hear. Wait ... Who are you calling old?

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At camp with the kid while she recovers from spay. Thanks for nothing, Bob Barker. not enjoying nye. Why do humans like to explode stuff?

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All I want for Christmas is some damn peace and quiet.

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They talk a good game about gratitude, but they don't seem very grateful when you try to clean the gravy off the floor. #hypocrisy