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It only took dogs trying to steal my baby’s toys four times for me to realize that dog toys and baby toys are the same. They all love things that makes noise and can chew on 🤣

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I love my parents obv, but seeing them as grandparents is love on a whole other level. I could burst. Also she is sleeping now and I always have to fight the urge to not wake her up. I’ll just continue to look at the 2495 photos of her on my phone. 🙃

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

So do all businesses and doctors office have a “slow computer” whenever I check out or…?

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My birthday wish this year was for my parents to remember their usernames/passwords. Or even them understanding the concept of logging into things w/ their Google account. My dad changed his YouTube password which changed his GMail password which disabled his Spotify. I’m tired!

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Handed in my resignation letter to my longest relationship of over 10 years! Bye bye, RWMC. Here’s to new beginnings and change (which there has been a lot of so far this year!) ☀️

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

@_LinhNguyen Thank you!!! 💕

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

When I tell you, women are capable of anything… I passed my AANP exam while 3 cm dilated and going thru contractions. Literally, you can’t tell me nothinggg. Okay but now that that’s over, anyone free to help me prepare for a baby 🥲 kthx

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I just want a damn margarita 😭

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I’ll be having a good day and then out of the blue I’ll think of the dogs and cat from Homeward Bound that are no longer alive and I get really upset and teary eyed. This happens at least five times a year.

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

Has anyone ever drove home from the market with a rotisserie chicken and NOT open the container and eat a drumstick??

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@Fufu_Esq I refuse to believe it. I will just continue to sleep with a pillow between my thighs

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Even though I’ve been out of my parents home for ten years, I still consider moving back every time I pay for things like laundry detergent, softener sheets, and trash bags... like expensive for what??! Why do I have to pay $12 for bags that hold my trash 🧐

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So I’ve been going to the same wax lady for almost a year now and today she says “have a good day Trippy!” Trippy??! Like I’m hurt. I thought she knew my name 😭 I book & tip her signing my name. How do you— do you think someone would name their child Trippy??

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

How can you tell you have a frequent flier at your hospital? They bring their own roll of Bounty paper towel because our paper towels are “shit” 😂 I get it, I only use Bounty too. #quickerpickerupper

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

@AnitaBae There aren’t many hours in a day off to do the things I haven’t done all week 😭😭

[T🍜 @TippyTweets_]

@iamkileyshamus I’d share a boxed wine with you anytime anywhere bb #botaboxganggang

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Hi! My name is Tippy and I just paid off my undergrad student loans 😭😭 going to finish my boxed wine to celebrate 🎉 #gradschooloutofpocket #learnedmylesson

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@maedinamerica Thank you! 😁😁

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I know we are still afraid of Corona Virus, but I just saw a man put his hand down his pants, scratch his bare ass and then continued to shop and touch things! I am horrified.