One time, 24 years ago, I got really drunk and a fat girl had sex with me.
I am now officially revoking my consent to that encounter.
I was raped.
I will be writing a book about it.
"How a whale harpooned me: One man's trauma"
90% of your movies involve witchcraft practises. The remaining 10% is Ogwechuku falling in love with Chineke. Having dams without electricity is diabolical. Better athletes maybe night runners since there is no light at night. Having a refinery without refined English is irony.