Tirantus

30, mostly memes, art, and the current obsession.

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Rust-eze Raiders have cleared all three ultimates now! Super happy to be in this group with these legends! #FFXIV screenshot by @Sugi_FFXIV

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Hey @valvesoftware 4 of my friends have tried to invite me to deadlock over the last year but I never got a key. Can ya hook me up?

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@ChadKing97 @joshbakermovie @PopBase It won't help because those 30 million people weren't home owners. They were renters. Unless we invest in our ability to build things here all we're doing is kicking out a cheap labor force. Most of these people are part of the food supply chain and the construction industry.

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@ChadKing97 @joshbakermovie @PopBase This is a supply and demand problem. If there isn't enough supply prices will remain too high for the average American to own a single family home. I don't want free homes, I want the supply to catch up to meet the demand. We aren't building enough houses. Simple as that.

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@ChadKing97 @joshbakermovie @PopBase There are 82 million single family homes in the United States. There are 131 million households in the United States. Even if we reach 30 million deportations we do not have enough single family homes for every household in the United States.

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

Delta operators explaining to the commanding officer how the operation went

[🇻🇪 OnlyAfro @OnlyAfroGames]

@Zokq_ @porgmain

[Swen Vincke @where? @LarAtLarian]

I don’t think I’ve ever been so nervous about an announcement as this one but here it is - this is our biggest most ambitious rpg yet and we can’t wait to show it to you!!!

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Today I arrived at the office turnstiles at 9:15 AM.

I realized I left my badge in the Tesla.

Policy states: "No Badge, No Entry."

A Junior Dev saw me waiting.

He hesitated.

He knows the rule is "No Tailgating."

I stared him down through the glass.

I didn't speak.

I just tapped my wrist.

He panicked.

He scanned his badge and held the door for me.

I walked through without saying thank you.

When I got to my desk, I sent an email to HR.

I reported him for a security violation.

He compromised the physical perimeter.

He let an unauthenticated user (me) into the network.

He came to my office crying.

I told him: I am the vulnerability.

I am the penetration test.

You failed.

Security is not about being nice.

It’s about Zero Trust.

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My mother faked a medical emergency to try to get me to call her after I went no contact. How's your Thanksgiving weekend?

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@johnhonda567 @Redbeard93r @my_mourningspam @dhwanisaraiya_ You're the one who said they don't make these for cars. Check your facts before you say shit that isn't true. It just hurts everyone.

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@johnhonda567 @Redbeard93r @my_mourningspam @dhwanisaraiya_ https://t.co/3aaJDwHRJO

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@johnhonda567 @Redbeard93r @my_mourningspam @dhwanisaraiya_ LEDs can be the entire color spectrum. Just because it's an LED doesn't make it bright or white by default.

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@my_mourningspam @dhwanisaraiya_ Straight up it's not the LED lights themselves. They just need to put a lumen limit on how bright these fuckers can be. LEDs last a really long time so I want them but I dont want to be tailgated by that mother fucker who bought a bulb as bright as the sun.

[zeke 🇺🇾 @chinoinmundicia]

''golly gee! i wish there was a way to defeat these damn zombies on my lawn!''

the ever-reliable peashooter:

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@ShitpostGate This is a psyop by microsoft to get you to open LinkedIn

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At #CreepAid got soaked by Hunter spitting at us from the roof. That's what I call showmanship!

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No cap blud, even if we’re rizz farming, gotta vibe check for real and grindset mode to less gassy talk ‘cause this gonna get delulu, cheugy, and cringe in the future. #KindaCringe

@TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans

#TheTrolleySolution