Lenny!💉

Stupid machine! Why won't you work!? || Head Scientist & Head Researcher

//Parody account run by: @Cupids_Devil_ who is 16

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"Finally. Here I am."

{ LENNY, THE FRENCH HEAD SCIENTIST AND HEAD RESEARCHER. UNLIKE BEFORE, HE IS NOW LOYAL TO COAT. }

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"I mean, yeah, but really only because I got possessed by Shadow Tubby last year."

[The Guardian @TheWhiteTubby]

"…Right. So what you’re saying is…you can just break the laws of physics?"

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"I can do a lot, even if it doesn't make sense."

[The Guardian @TheWhiteTubby]

"Why do I even bother asking?"

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

@cams_enthusiast @THECOATEDMEN "Oh no I like it."

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"...good question actually where did I get this from ??"

[The Guardian @TheWhiteTubby]

"…"

"Did you just pull that out of your arse?! Where on Earth did you get that from?!"

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

-Pulls a handheld mirror out of fucking nowhere- "Yep, sexy as fuck."

[The Guardian @TheWhiteTubby]

"Go look in a mirror, blueberry."

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

@cams_enthusiast @THECOATEDMEN "I'm used to it."

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"I'll make sure to wear my best clothes then, see you tonight <33"

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

Cutest thing ever, we're taking you out for dinner Lenny. <33

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

@THECOATEDMEN "Marry me."

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

"Excuse me but I'm sexy as fuck."

[The Guardian @TheWhiteTubby]

"You hate teletubbies then proceed to simp for one."

"AND NOT EVEN A GOOD LOOKING ONE, LENNY’S UGLY AS SHIT AND CONSTANTLY LOOKS LIKE HE’S WEARING SWIMMING GOGGLES."

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

You're ugly as hell, nobody will love you within your life, and if they do we will blow them up.

Your incorrect take deserves punishment, beheading, execution.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

. . . Fine

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

We'll let you sit by Stone when we do.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

We will not do this for movie night

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

No.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

I would kill myself, I would drink acid

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

For company movie night tonight, we all will be watching this.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

@oraclesarts @Tubbies_Confess // They kept an artist named LeyAM in their community for years and it took until this year to finally erase traces of him on the fan wiki

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

Jax, look, I know we don’t get along, but I think I figured out the cure to the infection.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

Grown ass man playing roblox

(WHAT THE FUCK LMAO??😭😭)

[COAT. @THECOATEDMEN]

I just got here, and there's a kid already challenging me to a dance battle, what the hell.

- S.W.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

@pizzacato124 @Tubbies_Confess // Honestly I hate how passive aggressive that sounded.

[Lenny!💉 @TiredScientist_]

// I'd fight two bears and a lion just to get my grubby paws in these things

[nan @angelflesh3]

does anyone actually like these