Tired Takes

Tired Takes, Memes, Highlights, Lowlights | Fatigue Rating 99 | Injury Designation: Doubtful (Old)

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@BrettKollmann Remember when Pulisic was the savior? Remember when Freddy Adu was the savior?

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Pain. Nothing but pain.

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This game is going to make me throw up

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Host nation privileges are in full effect

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@BrennaGreene_ This is some Ted Lasso shit and I’m here for it

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Yordan Alvarez, your 2026 AL MVP, with an absolute TANK to walk it off for the Houston Astros

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@LegionHoops @MarkG_Medina Here we fucking go….

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Another USA 🇺🇸 vs England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 battle on the 4th of July 250 years later. The split screen fight between the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest and Wimbledon.

Class vs Class

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@UKinUSA Simp

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@AdamSchefter The pinnacle of athleticism is upon us. Happy fucking birthday, America. 🇺🇸🌭🦅

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The “Happy Birthday” text from our ex just dropped.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

🇺🇸 A message from His Majesty The King to President Trump and the American people, as they mark 250 years of the United States Declaration of Independence.

To read His Majesty’s message in full, visit https://t.co/fKZVORz7rk.

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Just an absolute majestic goal to equalize the defending champs. Cape Verde we salute you for this performance.

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Just absolutely vicious behavior from our dictionary.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@peterjhasson some Deep Fucking Value right there

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Make it happen, Seattle. Looking at you @Seahawks 👀

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

Ok hear me out yall we’ve got just under a week to make this work in Seattle #worldcup #usmnt

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@davesims_ Cause it fucking rocks, Dave. The country has embraced it along with the team.

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It’s time for the USA to get our revenge against Belgium. This one will be for @ChrisWondo and the boys of 2014. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Chris Wondolowski @ChrisWondo]

I'm gutted to have let down everyone but especially my teammates. It's been an incredible ride but I know this will make me stronger.

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@MenInBlazers Pay Poch whatever he wants for another World Cup cycle. The place where he BELONGS is the USA.

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Vengeance against Belgium for 12 years ago is on deck for Monday. Country Roads. Take me home. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA LFG