ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ

⊰ “𝘈𝘩, 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘐 𝘎𝘦𝘵 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘋𝘢𝘺 𝘖𝘧𝘧?” ⊱

#TheUmbrellaAcademyRP #Parody/RP acc

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

⊰ ᴡᴏɴᴅᴇʀ ɪꜰ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴜɴᴀᴅᴏᴘᴛᴇᴅ ⊱

ꜰɪᴠᴇ ʜᴀʀɢʀᴇᴇᴠᴇꜱ
ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ 18, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ 70
ᴛᴏᴏ ʙᴜꜱʏ ꜱᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴍᴀʀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ
ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴏꜱᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴏɴꜱ

ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴
♡ & ↻

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

-raises the bottle in the air- Happy...fucking....new...year, let's hope this one doesn't have an apocalypse. -takes a huge swig of his bottle- ah fuck it...

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

I relate to this one.... so Merry fucking christmas. -raises a glass- cheers

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴//. Merry Christmas from me and Five.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴//. It's the granddad in me forgetting to check in this place from time to time.

Hello those still around.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

I've been summoned?

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴//. I may not be from the states. I may not feel the pain that those are enduring right now but I know a few beautiful and strong hearted women over there that doesn't deserve to hear the words "Your body, my choice" remarked to them.
So this video speaks volumes.

[𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘆 @CobraK3iStan_]

“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒅! 𝑷𝒖𝒕𝒂!”

canon character
𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝒂𝒌𝒂 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑷𝒚𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒂𝒄 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒄
𝒔𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 Umbrella Academy
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RETWEET

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴//. Just a quick post to offer my condolences to those who have to deal with the walking narcissist cheeto as a leader once more...
Be safe as can be.
And to those who voted for him.
What the fuck were you thinking?
You've given power to Hitler 2.0.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// unfortunately due to short staff, busy seasons and lack of spare time I've not been able to give this place my full attention. Hopefully in a few weeks I'll be back.

Caffeine is the only thing getting me through these shifts.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴//In Typical me fashion; days I plan to be here; I end up getting sick to the point I couldn't keep my eyes open w/o being in excruciating pain. But now I've got about got 45% of my healthy self back I'm back to work.. replies due hopefully on my next day off..

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// apologies for the lack of activity lately. I'm doing 6/7 days straight long ass shifts while training new people. When I get a day (or afternoon really) to myself if lucky I'm usually too fucked to get my brain motivated to write. I should be here next weekend.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// apologies for the lack of activity lately. I'm doing 6/7 days straight long ass shifts while training new people. When I get a day (or afternoon really) to myself if lucky I'm usually too fucked to get my brain motivated to write. I should be here next weekend.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// apologies to everyone I owe recently work has been hectic. I'm on day 6 of possibly 8 days of working straight and I'm knackered. I will hopefully be here in a few days to sort what I owe.
Hope ya'll are okay?

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// this song for the Hargreeves siblings top ships

FiveXDelores
KlausXDave
DiegoXLila
ViktorXSissy
LutherXSloane
AllisonXRay
BenXJennifer (if things were different in S4)

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

#𝘗𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴// apologies for those I owe replies to. Since school term has started we've become two staff down at work so I'm pulling long shit hours a day at the moment. I will try and be here tomorrow night to catch up. For now dm me if you wanna plot or something

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

That you'd have two talented brothers?

[𝘛𝘸𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘦... ☂︎ @writeintoexist]

Never would have expected that.

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

Five couldn't help feel a little bit sceptical about the boy before hand. Something about him felt /famliar/

"If your sure--I mean you seem like some people i know"

[Hunter Hargreeves☠︎ @thest0lenone]

“I don’t have parents, it’s just me myself and I, has been for years,” Hunter shrugged, his hands sliding in his pockets as he looked around.
“So you don’t need to alert anyone. I already informed the one person who would care”

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

if he knew it was safe for the pair of them; he would of kissed her by now but he had to protect her over all.

“As its getting dark; is there any particular place you’d like to go?”

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

Keeping his hues on her; the little bits of affection he wouldn’t say he would be used to. He was always the closed book to many but Delores; he couldn’t control his features as his lips turned from that smirk to a full smile. Letting out a soft breath; If he hadn’t been -

[𝑯𝑬𝑹 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬’𝑺 𝑫𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑺 . ♡︎ @SEQUINEDHEART]

back into the chair to place a red kiss onto his arm .

“ and so are you. i mean it. you’ve never not been a glimmer in my eye .”

[ꜰɪᴠᴇ / ᴛᴏᴏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛ @Tired_Assassin]

to his arm. After a second he lifted her head up for her gaze to meet his own. Five took in every inch of her features as he tried to remember bits; pressing their foreheads together he found this was one of his ways to show affection; the simplest thing but meaningful.

Hell -