Retiredplumber

NO DM'S !!! Retired plumber. USAF Veteran. Just want to be left alone on my farm. I AM the Warrior in the Garden.

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@SGTWipper1Each Marine *sees snake, resembling long cylindrical object *
"FRESH CRAYON!!"

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@smcroasters

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Forgive me father, for i have sinned...

Once every month or 2, I treat my wife and take her to "the rich folks store " for groceries. (We're both on disability. )
I bought their "premium" coffee beans there. Omg. Yuck. 2x the price and tastes like crap.

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@Soaringeagle45 32

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Harris! You A$$HOLE!!
Raise a glass fellas. SPC Harris is now permanently AWOL. Died with a needle in his arm and a purple face. Ima miss that greezy bastard. Survived GWOT, lost to the War on Drugs.

We have the watch now, brother.

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@EzequielAguilar I think the people who did NOT get shot at that restaurant would disagree with you.

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Harris! You A$$HOLE!!
Raise a glass fellas. SPC Harris is now permanently AWOL. Died with a needle in his arm and a purple face. Ima miss that greezy bastard. Survived GWOT, lost to the War on Drugs.

We have the watch now, brother.

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@TraditionSarah Yeah, every time he does that he's killing brain cells from O² depletion. Also increases body inflammation, etc. Not good. Make him get checked.

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@Soaringeagle45 Paladin.. 🎶 " 'Have gun, will travel' is the law of the laaaand..." 🎶

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@GiaMMacool A good tool set will outlast most women. .. jus sayin.

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@SGTWipper1Each Why say anything nice? Finally, us Zoomies have someone to look down on, I mean, other than the Coasties...

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@SGTWipper1Each I guess they put their gear on the following truck??

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@Bella2ea2206 Why in the world was this listed as "sensitive content" ??

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@UntetheredMango @PeteHegseth I am soooo stealing this one.

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@Soaringeagle45 Honestly, I would have asked the police to keep me for the weekend, so I could catch up on my sleep!

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@Riflemanscreed2 Fun fact? Even if you have run underneath the wires your whole young life when riding a bicycle you sit just a bit higher than you're used to....
Ask me how I know. 🤔

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@3DrakaiNa Something is seriously wrong with me. 63 years old, and all I could think about was "when does she put her mouth on the end?"
Ugh.

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@WarPath2pt0 Ummm.... dont drink the crunchy parts...

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@AmiriKing Even more fun to use the . 22 accelerator rounds chambered for .30-06... Zero bullet drop, screaming muzzle velocities... oh, and untraceable. 😜

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@japan_nobunaga Age 6 I think, .45 Magnum revolver owned by a family friend. Mu Democrat mother thought it would be a good way to scare me away from them. Complete fail. I fell in love. After my wrist healed....