Avians Before Toast

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[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Ken Page, a prolific broadway star and the voice of Oogie Boogie in "The Nightmare Before Christmas," has died at 70

https://t.co/YltdIZf3pl

[Hephzibah✨ @Sisi_Zee]

Not PCOS?
Not Aging?
Not change in diet?
Not medical conditions?

Your brain definitely makes the most silent room jealous when a pin drops.

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

Bro is beefing with the hero's journey

[Jen 'now @jenrubin9' Rubin @JRubinBlogger]

at the debate if Vance says the administration is denying hurricane aid the moderators will be mute. Watz will say the truth: enormous aid and rescue is surging. But the average person may not know whom to believe. This is malpractice, CBS. You are enabling lies, dangerous ones. You mandate is to tell the truth. Not moderate lies.

[Avery Edison @aedison]

“don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.

[Michael Steele @MichaelSteele]

In case folks forgot what Trump did to FEMA’s relief fund; but you remember, don’t you, Donald? You also remember what you did when North Carolina was seeking relief after Hurricane Matthew hit in 2016—you gave them 1% of what they requested. So perhaps you can sit on your BS concern about “our fellow citizens crying out in need.”

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The tweet is still available, showing when the Governor of NC was asking Donald Trump for help and he kept refusing.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

The immediate cost of 9/11 was around 35 billion dollars. This is how much Elon lost with Twitter. He did a business 9/11.

[Evan Donovan @EvanDonovan]

NEW: I was able to get some great ground video in Chimney Rock, NC this afternoon — a gorgeous mountain tourist town near Lake Lure that was all but washed away by Hurricane #Helene

This will be a sad thread for everyone who loves WNC

🧵 @wsoctv @WLOS_13

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

Asheville is over 2,000 feet above sea level, and ~300 miles away from the nearest coastline. No place is safe from climate change.

We all suffer the consequences. We must all take action. We are all in this together.

[BearCat purchased with covid relief funds @windcomecalling]

a good friend of mine is a professor of chronobiology and she will happily tell you that this is the absolute irrefutable truth, and she's correct

[FeMaiden 🪷🧪🥽👩🏻‍🔬🥼 @WithChem]

Undecided voters:

[Katie Stebbins @_katiestebbins_]

not sure why it has taken me countless viewings of the shining to realize that wendy is doing *all the work* jack was hired to do as caretaker

[yuri 🍉 @girassobi]

In memory of the ban on Twitter in Brazil, I present to you my favorite "translated from Portuguese" tweets, a thread;

because it's always a brazilian at the scene of the crime

[Kamil McFadden™ @Kamil_McFadden]

Wanna see something crazy? Y’all ever seen negative amounts on your residuals? The full video is almost two minutes long and I’m only netting $2.77. The math ain’t mathing #postyourpay #SAGAFTRA #SAGAFTRAstrong #wgastrike #amptp

[amanda silberling @asilbwrites]

Not to be LinkedIn on main but when I was in college I thought “networking” meant going to really uptight events and putting on a facade but as I get older I realize that networking happens organically when you’re just nice to people and make friends without an agenda

[Kilometers Morales, RN @MurseWordsworth]

B.E. F. A.S.T to spot signs of stroke

Loss of or change in BALANCE
Sudden loss/blurred/double vision in EYES
One sided drooping of the FACE
New weakness or numbness to one ARM
New SPEECH difficulty. Unable to speak or is slurred
TIME to call 911 or get to the 🏥

#TimeIsBrain

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

Just so everyone knows, if anyone ever stops speaking like that and freezes, call 911. Don’t mess around. Don’t waste time. That person needs a stat head CT.