Lava Cake Captain

Some sports, some cyber, something of everything in between

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Marvin @sp4rtan300]

N*ggas was like wtf is “Kubernetes” 😂😂😂

We still early 😆😆

[craveyard🧩 @wiggymal]

average rapper: I got so much ice on

Drake: Alex Moss tryna bring me back a hundred years from now, he got my body froze

[x @elroy__preston]

First Bears player to hit this in the End-Zone gone be a legend 🤣🤣🤣

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

I hate it here fr

[papito @treyfive_]

A full tank of gas , haircut and car wash is a $200 day you ain’t even eat yet

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

Guarantee he benefits from this appearance in some prediction market

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

President Donald Trump will attend the New York Knicks-San Antonio Spurs Game 3 of the NBA Finals at Madison Square Garden on Monday night.

[king Kong @nonickinoclout]

Jay z fans right now

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

OKC hatewatch complete

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

Apartment listing be like: Starting $2150
*Checks available unit price: $2765

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

I got the perfect solution for these teen takeovers in Chicago, but nobody will like it.

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

A Roku TV is the most young ho TV I've ever seen

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

That SZN 8 reveal... mid mid mid skip skip

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

They trying to charge $285 to park OUTSIDE in the med district

[KJ @kristenashley__]

One of the reasons I won’t move downtown. If there is not parking and I have to pay an additional $300 to have it, I won’t be living there.

Bc I NEED my car!

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I am this old

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Jaxson Dart in the locker room when the Giants are down 24-3 at halftime Week 1

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

January Dart 6 is CRAZY

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

Girls from Atlantaaaaaa, call me Santaaaaaa

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

Dust the kinda song you skip until you let it play out passed a minute & realize that shit fie

[Lava Cake Captain @TisGQ]

4 rounds at a fintech company. Praying its just a delay cause of the holiday

[LINDSEY 👩🏿‍💻 🍑 | SaaS Doll @LindseyCreated]

If you’re crashing out over a first round recruiter screen / chat then I’d hate to see what you’d do after 4-6 rounds of real shit 😩

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I know a few teachers in Queens who would beg to differ.