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23 | Roll Clones 🌪🌪 | I care too much about St Louis sports | (he/him)

[tishummus @TisHummus]

and there goes my 2nd round pick

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Raiders All-Pro tight end Brock Bowers underwent a meniscus trim Tuesday in Dallas with Dr. Daniel Cooper and now is expected to miss “a game or two”, league sources told @rapsheet and me. Bowers got banged up “a little in camp” and the injury was diagnosed last week and surgery scheduled.

[MissouriFireFan @CF97_MIZ]

Any Missouri fan who stands with the confederacy is no True Son and betrays the legacy of the great Fighting Tigers who kept Columbia out of Confederate hands

[Bryan Bastin @BryanBastin]

I think it should be MUCH bigger news on ESPN that Arizona State University killed one of their athletes.

But then again, Brian Kelly continued to be employed for a decade and a half, so

[tishummus @TisHummus]

we've hit the hotdog rating portion of the season

I love baseball

[tishummus @TisHummus]

we've hit the point in the doubleheader where the broadcast team is accusing each other of stealing skittles

this is what baseball's all about.

[St. Louis Blues @StLouisBlues]

You're going to want to C this.

[tishummus @TisHummus]

Rookie Year Stats: Sal/Albert

AVG: .263/.329
OBP: .336/.403
SLG: .478/.610
BB%: 9.7%/10.2%
K%: 21.8%/13.8%

wRC+: 118/159

RBI do not define a hitter

[paco @AllaireMatt]

Most RBI by a rookie prior to September 1, all time:

Sal Stewart: 104
Albert Pujols: 103

[Computer Enthusiast Alex Alda @tmbg13]

Tim Curry IS NOT dead. He's merely escaped to the ONE place that has been untouched by capitalism

[tishummus @TisHummus]

@soIoucity played everywhere except center and catcher in his career

[Aurora🏳️‍⚧️🔜Riptide @AuroraFGC]

explaining public transportation to a speedrunner: ok so imagine a framerule

[tishummus @TisHummus]

@QBgami does Brad Smith count?
drafted as a qb out of Mizzou, but really a wr in the NFL, he did throw a few passes though

[tishummus @TisHummus]

how many games does he see in spring training next year?
cause it might be a decent amount

[Ryan @The_Ryan_Shull]

Lmao he’s actually insane

Give him a couple weeks at Memphis to finish off the season

[tishummus @TisHummus]

we've hit the point in the doubleheader where the broadcast team is accusing each other of stealing skittles

this is what baseball's all about.

[tishummus @TisHummus]

"Sometimes you gotta shank someone Chip!" - Brad Thompson, 2026

[MLB @MLB]

Joshua Báez
Joshua Báez!
JOSHUA BÁEZ!!!

The @Cardinals rookie has homered THREE TIMES in his MLB debut 🤯

[MLB @MLB]

Joshua Báez
Joshua Báez!
JOSHUA BÁEZ!!!

The @Cardinals rookie has homered THREE TIMES in his MLB debut 🤯

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Báez Bombs are here, St. Louis! 💣

[tishummus @TisHummus]

future *royals* hall of famer.
nothing more.

[Jon Heyman @JonHeyman]

Salvy Perez, future Hall of Famer and legacy player, doesn’t want to leave the Royals and has veto power over trades. About a half-dozen teams seek a catcher but they can probably look elsewhere

[tishummus @TisHummus]

life is pain.

anyone who says differently is selling something.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Oh no! Piastri pulls over to the side of the track with an issue 😫

He's out ❌

#F1 #HungarianGP | LAP 56/70