Tits McKay

I do who I want, when I want. No restrictions, no excuses, no regrets. SL: @TitsAssAndTats ||Fake||Parody||RP||OC||#Pandy||#MostlyInactive||

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore I feel like you're trying to get me to make you some to prove a point. Which just makes me not want to. And since I've been on my own, which has been...a long fucking time.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Tapes?! How fucking old are you?! But yes, DVDs and the like. Online too. You /do/ have the internet, right?

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore I won't argue that. [[Eyes widening.]] I don't think it's "shit your pants" spicy, but I also don't know your tolerance.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore [[Laughing while I shake my head.]] Definitely not. Though, I guess technically that's also part of it. But that's not where all the money is.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore I mean, you're not wrong. But plenty still do. [[Eyes widening in surprise.]] What kinda weak ass "too spicy" bullshit is this?

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore I don't have a gag reflex, so not really. And I do. Didn't always, but it took time. And who knew, merchandise is a great way to capitalize on the cash flow.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore A guy who admits to crying? I can acknowledge that. [[Shaking my head.]] And no, more like it requires effort. I'll save you a jar next time. Maybe.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Oddly enough, they're not always big. Little guys want to pretend they can bang a pornstar too, y'know. Gotta cater to the masses.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Did you end up on the side of the stage, covered in tomatoes, and trying not to cry? [[Laughing at the thought.]] And guess you'll never know the mythical salsa. Sucks to be you.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Mighty cocky. Compensating much? [[Rolling my eyes.]] Balls aren't my kink, unless the director requests it.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Refused, eh? What, they didn't want you to get past your first song, but you forced your wailing on their poor ears? [[Gently patting you on the head.]] And no to the ketchup. Though, I do make a mean salsa.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Y'know what... [[Rummaging around my drawers until I find the duct tape.]] Drop your pants, I'm taping your balls up. [[Returning your taunt with my own.]] C'mon, sugarpuss. I don't got all day.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Have experience, hmm? [[Laughing at the thought.]] Best ones are the really mushy ones. More splatter when they hit their targets.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore [[Tapping my fingers along my chin, trying to recall past work.]] I feel like I've done that for a film at some point. No, I did. Hurt like a bitch taking the tape off, I remember that.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Oh, do tell me when this happens. I'll ready the tomatoes. [[Smiling sweetly.]] I can use them for either occasion.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore So, that may actually work out in my favor then? Perfect. [[Ruffling your hair with my fingers.]] There, there Ry-kee-oh...you'll wave your brush around in no time.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore [[Flicks you smack dab on the forehead.]] You are /sooo/ funny. [[Rolling my eyes.]] Is it eleven yet?

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore You do realize I'm calling you Ry-kee-oh from now on...

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

@RigidToTheCore Oh, fuck off, my brains work just fine.

[Tits McKay @TitPlayMcKay]

Rychio...is that pronounced "ry-kee-oh"?