@RigidToTheCore I feel like you're trying to get me to make you some to prove a point. Which just makes me not want to. And since I've been on my own, which has been...a long fucking time.
@RigidToTheCore [[Laughing while I shake my head.]] Definitely not. Though, I guess technically that's also part of it. But that's not where all the money is.
@RigidToTheCore I don't have a gag reflex, so not really. And I do. Didn't always, but it took time. And who knew, merchandise is a great way to capitalize on the cash flow.
@RigidToTheCore A guy who admits to crying? I can acknowledge that. [[Shaking my head.]] And no, more like it requires effort. I'll save you a jar next time. Maybe.
@RigidToTheCore Did you end up on the side of the stage, covered in tomatoes, and trying not to cry? [[Laughing at the thought.]] And guess you'll never know the mythical salsa. Sucks to be you.
@RigidToTheCore Refused, eh? What, they didn't want you to get past your first song, but you forced your wailing on their poor ears? [[Gently patting you on the head.]] And no to the ketchup. Though, I do make a mean salsa.
@RigidToTheCore Y'know what... [[Rummaging around my drawers until I find the duct tape.]] Drop your pants, I'm taping your balls up. [[Returning your taunt with my own.]] C'mon, sugarpuss. I don't got all day.
@RigidToTheCore [[Tapping my fingers along my chin, trying to recall past work.]] I feel like I've done that for a film at some point. No, I did. Hurt like a bitch taking the tape off, I remember that.
@RigidToTheCore So, that may actually work out in my favor then? Perfect. [[Ruffling your hair with my fingers.]] There, there Ry-kee-oh...you'll wave your brush around in no time.