Rob Titchener, non plus.

Was just a simple, everyday sociopath and culvert blocker. Helen darling, did you put this knife in the fork drawer? #thearchers

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I think there’s only one solution to Roberts malaise.

A trip to New Zealand for about 10 or 15 years..

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In the words of that famous singer and poet…

‘Please, please, let the cricket storyline continue until Christmas..’

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Great parenting skills there Emmur.

Resign from your job because your son is obnoxious.

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Surely there must be some old, uncovered mine shafts, bottomless pits or portals to other dimensions that George could video.

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I hope for Jolene’s sake, nobody has placed a sniper in the church belfry…

Hopefully…

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Anyone who spends any time thinking up a ‘Community Easter Egg Race’ should be escorted to a quiet place and dealt with by er, let’s see, Anton Chigurh.

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Can someone please explain exactly what Fallon and Chief Sgt Constable Burns spend their combined income on if they’ve got no money.

Space 1999 memorabilia?

Old Country Roses teapots?

Antique Mongolian Nose Flutes?

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Brine and Justin’s ex certainly made a grand entrance..

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PC Chief Super Inspector Burns and Chris in agreement with Linda.

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…so Linda, what we’ve decided to do is round up all of the men in Ambridge, shoot them all and bury them in a pit.

It’s the only thing we can do to help women get involved in cricket.

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My contacts in the script writing team say there’s a hard hitting storyline due to land in a few weeks.

******* Spoiler Alert Below *******

Jim puts Ginger Snaps on the Custard Cream shelf and all hell breaks loose.

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Phwoar!!!!

Give me some more of that gender equality cricket.

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Bartleby has always had a good fitness regime.

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Is it me or does Tony talk in 3/4 time?

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Tony: How on Earth could this offend anyone?

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Justin: Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Brian’s hoping he’ll be getting a good fraternising later..

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Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

No it’s a giant flying romance plot line shoehorn for Brine.

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