The Mayor of Title Town

Celtics. Patriots. Red Sox.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

How retarded do you have to be to actually post this publicly?

Must be new to the internet.

[Jonathan Bowen @BostonByBirth]

Have you noticed that Dave Portnoy and Barstool Sports have suddenly started playing some goalline defense for Mike Vrabel and the New England Patriots today? Did Dave get a call from Bob Kraft? Did Bob offer Dave some payola?

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Agreed. Should’ve been Breslow.

Or John Henry firing himself, but that’s obviously not happening. #DirtyWater

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Re: Red Sox, rival evaluator: “How does it make it better to fire one of the best managers in the game?”

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

I would buy ten of these shirt if they didn’t have that piece of shit’s name on the back of them.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

John Henry so desperate for money that the Red Sox are now selling Yankees gear in team store. #selltheteam #dirtywater

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

I shouldn’t but surprised at this point, but it’s really hard to comprehend the utter lack of desire to truly compete.

As long as FSG keeps making money, nothing else matters for John Henry.

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

Red Sox never made an offer for Suárez, source said just now.

[Lucy Burdge @LucilleBurdge]

Ann Michael Maye with the greatest fit of all time lfg

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Oh, boy. Canada is really showing us.

How will we ever recover?

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

LOL

[Giannis Auntiegotapoodle @TooMuchMortons_]

Let’s get him to the Padres

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Fuck Jimmy Fallon and his fake ass.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Three guys from Boston (@BenAffleck, Matt Damon, and Jimmy) say every town and city in Massachusetts. #FallonTonight

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Couldn’t have said it better myself. #DirtyWater

[Wake Up Barstool @wakeupbarstool]

"John Henry is the worst human alive right now. Fenway Sports Group, get these guys out of here. Sell the team! You don't care about the team!" - @stoolpresidente

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Hell yes!

Atta boy, @Hogdale_.

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

I couldn't be more thrilled to announce that i have signed with @barstoolsports I'm going to be living out my dream and I can't thank everyone enough for it.

https://t.co/mlMXAMEBOG

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

LFG @Hogdale_!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

He has arrived

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

@stoolpresidente #HireHogdale

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

SOX, KID!!! #DirtyWater

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

WAR PIG. #DirtyWater

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Garrett Crochet is the first pitcher in Red Sox history to have a postseason start featuring 10+ K and 0 BB. He finished with 11 K.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

War Pig doing War Pig things. #DirtyWater

[Chris Cotillo @ChrisCotillo]

A six-pitch seventh from Crochet, who has retired 16 in a row.

Devin Williams on for NY.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

Has anyone lost more trades than Craig Breslow over the past two years?

You can pretty much take it to the bank any time he makes a move that the Red Sox are getting the worse end of the deal. #DirtyWater

[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

The final Hot Sheet of the regular season is here.

Here are the 10 hottest prospects 🔥

https://t.co/jSXhxb1EE5

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Alex Cora announces that Roman Anthony will land on the IL and the timetable is 4-6 weeks.

Absolutely brutal. I hate everything.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

@tylermilliken_ @GordonEdes Luckily, all those guys who missed 20 or more games had one thing in common that Roman doesn’t — age. All 31 or older at that point. It matters.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

@TalkinBaseball_ Weissert should be DFA’d for this atrocity.

[The Mayor of Title Town @TitleTownMayor]

I’ve never hated someone more than I hate Greg Weissert in this very moment.

It’s the Pirates, for crying out loud. Talk about ruining a great night. #DirtyWater