Christopher

Big gay nerd.

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

who cares who wins all stars when the audience already won 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

That’s a lot of effort when she was the source of the “leaks”.

[Pop Fest @PopFestTR]

Taylor Swift, bilgi sızdıran kişiyi tespit edebilmek için düğün davetiyelerini kişiye özel baskılarla hazırlattı.

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Most casual gamers have no idea what a Game Key Card even is. Every casual gamer I know assumes all the physical copies are regular ass physical game carts.

[RSGabe @ SEGE 2026 👓 @RSGabe1]

Everyone is discovering what I’ve known for a year doing content

Casuals GENUINELY think that every Switch 2 game is a Game Key Card

[Josh🌨️ FIRE WALDRON FROM NOVA 🧸 @celestialdevils]

ur only meant to see one zohran mamdani nip at a time or the entire universe will explode

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

I really like these new undies 🫦

[Rep. Don Beyer @RepDonBeyer]

Outright lies.

Trump's assets aren't in a blind trust, and he bought and sold individual Nvidia stock in 15 separate transactions totaling millions of dollars.

That's what Trump's financial disclosure - which has his signature - says.

See for yourself: https://t.co/04UEfkKbBW

[lux @paperssil]

Hermione didn’t want it but I do

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Queen has Grammarly installed.

Cancel her.

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

This isn’t just shocking - it’s disappointing 💔

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

I know the people on Shark Tank have no idea what reality is for most people…but to think the USPS is just “free” is insanely out of touch.

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Congress is always so proud when they announce they won’t allow something to be voted on.

They’ve turned their job into ensuring bills are just never actually voted on unless they get can a news cycle out of it.

[Sen. Marsha Blackburn @MarshaBlackburn]

And it will die in the Senate. As long as I have a say, I will make sure this resolution never sees the light of day.

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

I’m honestly convinced the fans actually just fucking hate the show.

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

reusing the same color scheme AND having 7 purples & 5 pinks instead of 6 pink/6 purples……

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Okay but why is my main feed mainly South American?

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

This felt so unexpected.

Even as Nini was eating up the lip sync I was like….Ihave no idea what’s about to happen.

[ray ✨ @mascarayde]

she just got eliminated. THIS GIRL JUST GOT ELIMINATED AT TOP 5. #dragrace

[lux @paperssil]

very into this 90s JOCKEY ad campaign

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

@astronomiaum It’s so the sound from the rocket doesn’t destroy the launchpad and support tower. Not having one is why SpaceX turned their launchpad into a crater with the first Starship launch.

[Netflix España @NetflixES]

RORONOA ZORO 🫡🥵

[One Piece Perfect Shots @OpPerfectShots_]

Roronoa Zoro

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Drinking sparkling water

[Christopher @TitsInOrbit]

Bitch. Shut up.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Today, the Supreme Court decided that Congress, despite giving the president the ability to "regulate imports", didn't actually mean it. This is lawlessness from the Court, plain and simple. And its only effect will be to make it harder for the president to protect American industries and supply chain resiliency.

President Trump has a wide range of other tariff powers and he will use them to defend American workers and advance this administration’s trade priorities.