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use heelies to escape your feelies

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Netflix and chill more like Amazon prime and commitment

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Starting to journal has been one of the best decisions I’ve made since the last time I started journaling, now to make it a habit and actually implement lifestyle/mindset changes

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Really in the mood to get a tattoo but I’m a pussy to the pain and also can’t afford it so maybe I’ll just draw on myself with sharpie and call it a day

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I swear James Blake drops an album and singlehanded manages to end everyone else’s relationship but the only way to get over it is to listen to more James Blake

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The fact that I only let my phone charge to 10% is why I’m chaotic neutral

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@zidiilenyu Mob Psycho 100, Devilman Crybaby, Samurai Champloo

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College has made me realize either so many people watch anime but didn’t want to admit it in high school or there is a correlation between higher education and a love for anime

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Lil Late but best albums of 2020:
Tobe Nwigwe - CINCORIGINALS
Rina Sawayama - SAWAYAMA
Gorillaz- Song Machine Season One
HAIM - Women in Music Pt. III
Spillage Village - Spilligion
Run The Jewels - RTJ4
Freddie Gibbs - Alfredo
All Griselda Albums
Mac Miller - Circles

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Not blowing my nose for a whole month has been harder than quitting cigarettes after 7 years of smoking

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Just think of how much room we would have in our prisons for all these traitors and terrorists if we pardoned all the non-violent drug offenders!!!

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I’m sorry lad but if you have two living parents that care for you then you will NEVER become a shonen protagonist

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And then we age limit old people from voting because you should not have an impact on the future if you have a high likelihood of dying within the next four years

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Alright radical idea: we limit the age of the president because idk how the hell we ended up with two candidates over 70 years old who look like they could have a stroke on stage and can’t communicate effectively

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Remember that when we stop pointing fingers at the people in charge and instead point fingers at each other, the ones in control have will have won and our democracy will crumble as a result.

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I get back on twitter after months of it being deleted to ask one question not related to the madness in the world

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Since high school every time I’ve made a video I put elevator music in the background and it gets laughed at, but not one ever wants me to change it. Elevator music is the new wave.

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A lil late but top albums of 2019:
Bandana-Freddie Gibbs
All my heroes are cornballs-jpegmafia
Hiding places-Billy Woods
Ginger-Brockhampton
Is He Real?-IDK
All EPS - Griz
Assume Form-James Blake
GREY Area-Lil Simz
Ascend-illenium
Igor-Tyler the Creator

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One of my worst fears in life is a homie becoming a cop like shit after all we went through and you become a narc

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If I die in a mass shooting I give you full permission to take my body, stuff it in a cannon, aim it at Mitch McConnell’s office and send my lifeless corpse sailing right through that motherfucker’s window

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Somebody told that I wasn’t Hispanic but that I was half white and half homeless so now that’s my new ethnicity

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

ICE will launch raids across 10 major cities this SUNDAY.

Check your neighbors & know your rights.

Remember: no one can enter your home without a *judicial warrant.*

Sometimes ICE will try to show other papers to get in your house. Judicial warrants are from a court. /1