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I collect Eagles fans like Pokemon (see pinned)

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@philly_weekly oh man looks like he admitted defeat 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ YHTSI

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@HistorianUSA1 Throw them out close the door??? Breathing heavy on a video brother man up

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@johnkonrad @Delta Funny thing is you can just board whenever you want playa. Boarding groups don’t mean shit grow up

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@T_clauson @Delta Shut your skinny ass up you don’t want this THICC smoke boy

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@rexatronus

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@EverythinKnicks @AmericanAir Leave a day earlier????

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@AaronPYorke @BarstoolBigCat Chippuku

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Chippuku

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@Namatnieks That’s what stuck with me about Elden Ring way more than the boss fights. I could get lost in that world for hours just walking around exploring.

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@BRFCJohn Welcome to America Pal. We only care about one football and it’s played in October on sundays SUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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@martymush @WayneJetskiii Not even going to try and figure out what any of this means

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@phvntomist I got caught between that fuckass spider guy the shooting guy and the dumbass knight on the bridge and said fuck it I’m out. May go back one day but I need a break from souls games

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@stoolpresidente $85k and I’ll leave my fucking job so fast it’ll make your head spin

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@unclejimbo21 @bigcontentguy King of the Heavies doesn’t concern himself with SHEEP

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@DogWalkBarstool Katic is the clear winner here but chief might’ve had the best 3 picks in the first 3 rounds

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@DogWalkBarstool @EddieBarstool @barstoolWSD @BarstoolChief @KaticMichael @DanteTheDon WSD might have had the worst possible draft. Stiflers mom is a legacy for sure but 1(1)??? FOOL

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@DakMuse4 LVE career was cut way too short kid could have been an absolute MONSTER

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@havanaheil @Howlingmutant0 Shut up nerd

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@DakMuse4 NOPE don’t like that

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@FlawlessC0wboy I’d give it all up to go back to Christmas Day 2001 and rip some Halo in my parents living room

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@MostCrucified @WrestlerHauser being a cuckboy bitch wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card. What a fat loser 😂😂😂