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My issue with Disney plus TV-era Star Wars is that i refuse to watch Star Wars on my laptop (the place i watch my Star Wars porn)

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do you like pizza?
do you like Hamilton?
do you like Star Wars?
do you like water?
do you like Rick & Morty?
do you like Stranger Things?
do you like smell of blood?
do you like the repressed psychosexual images?

[Being of Unknown Intent @gabrielsburden]

Imagine not having your druthers about you 😂😂😂😂😂

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“We gonna have a problem here, pardner??” I ask as my hand lingers over a holstered sidearm when my therapist asks how my day is going

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Let’s put a smile on that face!

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gritting my teeth throughout the entirety of my daughter's high school graduation ceremony, dreading the moment I have to tell her that she lives inside of a tweet.

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we could end pedophilia here and now if we eliminated every single child

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when the oedipal hits

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@franfaced getting self banned, speenrun any %

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the ending of toy story 3 is sad because a college-aged dude waving goodbye to his Luke skywalker action figure is gonna one day have 13 bodies buried in the backyard

[clarkjosephf.bsky.social @clarkjosephf]

assigned harpooner at birth (AHAB)

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Rod Serling smoking a cig like“im about to send my lungs to another dimension”

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REVISITING Disney/Pixar's 'UP':

film peaks early with opening prologue (featuring the first-ever instance of computer animated penetration!), 'UP' is still one of Pixar's most emotionally intelligent efforts. A soulful meditation on grief.

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we need to successfully sexualize thermonuclear war

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@GeoffRodkey Also, I promise to get full legal sanctioning to make my Gus Van Sant shot-for-shot RV (2006)/PSYCHO remake
(In which the Munro’s runaway vacation unexpectedly intersects with the fate of one Marion Crane. What horrors await the Gornickes as they later arrive at the Bates Motel?)

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@GeoffRodkey water under the bridge! genuinely (really, no joke) RV is a long-standing family favorite (what’s left of them, that is). Also Daddy Day Care! My sister loves that movie, we watched it over and over as kids.