Citizen X🇰🇪

Media Commentator & Humourist | Sharp takes on politics, trends & society. Bold & logical.

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

I repeat, get CDF away from MPs.
CDF and NGAAF are unconstitutional!
Lastly, MPs can only be bribed by the Executive, which is headed by the President!

Stop calling them(Honourable/Mheshimiwa)!

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Dagoretti North wamewekewa shades

Hapana chomwa na jua mkingojea customers

Bright Shitemi is the next MP

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@orengo_james Kesho mapemaaaaa

[James Orengo @orengo_james]

Tomorrow we meet in Thika.

Ni mbayaaaaa !

[Bright Shitemi @Bright_Shitemi]

Theka Theka Theka!

Kesho tupatane Kivulini grounds

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@Safaricom_Care @Safaricom_Care Good afternoon. For more than 24 hours now, my problem hasn't been sorted out. Neither have you people reimbursed my money nor have you sent me the minutes I bought yesterday in the morning. You also communicate very poorly. Can't just offer better customerservice

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@Safaricom_Care @_stacyakinyi Nkt.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Both fronts of ODM have introduced new signings. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@TheODMparty Admin, you MUST be very STUPID.

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@Bookten8 WAMUNYORO!

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

Admin @DCI_Kenya , I have read all the FIVE(5) paragraphs keenly and I'm unable to see the offenses Erick committed.
Please communicate expressively and effectively.
Thank you.

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

𝗗𝗖𝗜 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗞 𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗜 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗙𝗨𝗘𝗟 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) confirms the arrest of Erick Omondi today, 5th June 2026, at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA).

Following credible intelligence, detectives from DCI Central, working jointly with CRIB Nairobi Region, arrested the suspect in connection with offences committed under the guise of the recent fuel-related protests in Nairobi. He is currently recording his statement at the Nairobi Region DCI Headquarters as he is being processed for arraignment.

The arrest follows ongoing investigations in which several other suspects linked to the same incidents were previously arrested and subsequently arraigned in court on 18th May 2026.

The DCI reminds the public that, while the Constitution guarantees the right to assemble, picket, and demonstrate peacefully, these rights must be exercised responsibly and within the confines of the law. Any criminal acts committed under the guise of protests, demonstrations, or civic action will be investigated and dealt with firmly in accordance with the law.

The DCI will not hesitate to take decisive action against anyone involved in such offences. No matter where you hide, the long arm of the law will catch up with you.

#FichuaKwaDCI Call 0800 722 203 (toll-free) or WhatsApp [phone] to report anonymously. Usiogope!

[Bright Shitemi @Bright_Shitemi]

We had a conversation at Swahili Pot FM on the ongoing student unrest in schools.

[Bright Shitemi @Bright_Shitemi]

Thika, brace yourselves! We're coming with energy, ideas and purpose. Let's meet and move forward together.
See you then!
@LindaMwananchi_
#IncomingMPDagorettiNorth
#MaendeleoSasa

https://t.co/M3CWETqzwu

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@NYOTA_Kenya Nkt. Very useless team.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

The latest propaganda being pushed around UDA and 2027 is very simple.

They want Kenyans to believe that the election is already gone, that Ruto will rig, that voting will not matter, that registration is useless and that the people should enter 2027 already defeated in their minds.

That is why you are seeing this “they will rig” line being sponsored and amplified everywhere, including by sections of the media that have become very friendly to this regime.

NTV itself has carried the framing of UDA leaders allegedly plotting to rig 2027, showing how loud this narrative has become in public conversation.

To be honest, the optics of serious, countrywide rigging are too heavy for this regime.

This is a government that cannot repair potholes, cannot manage fuel prices, cannot manage schools, cannot manage hospitals, cannot manage salaries, cannot even explain simple taxes without creating anger.

You really believe the same confused regime has the intelligence, discipline, secrecy and technical sophistication to manage a clean nationwide rigging operation without being caught?

Rigging a presidential election is not like bribing a few brokers in a hotel or manipulating a small party nomination. A national election has agents, polling stations, forms, constituency tallying centres, observers, media, screenshots, live streams, parallel tallies and millions of angry citizens watching every number. The moment Kenyans realize even one vote does not tally, this country will enter a crisis bigger than anything this regime can control.

That is why I believe this “he will rig anyway” chorus is not just a warning.

It is psychological warfare meant to kill voter registration, kill turnout and create apathy. It is also meant to make young people say, “Why vote if they will steal it?” That is exactly where they want you mentally.

The real answer is not to stay home but massive registration, massive turnout, agents in every polling station, parallel tallying, civic vigilance and zero fear.

Elections are not stolen from people who are awake, organized and watching every vote. Elections are stolen from people who were discouraged before the first ballot was even cast.

So don’t fall for the propaganda. The vote still matters, registration matters, turnout mattes and polling station vigilance matters.

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Occupy politician houses and business is the deal.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

UDA politicians are now publicly bragging abt rigging

This time we will not kill each other. It is the inciters and their families who should be casualties

Ion, First Class in CRE does'nt know what is a Canoe 👇

I thought that's what Jesus used to cross river Jordan? 😂

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Caleb Amisi has no stand. Babu Owino and Edwin Sifuna should get rid of this guy.

[Citizen X🇰🇪 @TitusOkwany]

@Ademba_47 Beatrice Elachi MUST GO!

[Linda Mwananchi @LindaMwananchi_]

@edwinsifuna