Dalton Brown

Not from 63rd.

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Attempting to win back the hearts and minds of my friends after a bad night at the cabin is my longest running tradition.

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@MKingboys P***y

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@BarstoolBigCat Just a damn barrel

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Today I spent 20+ minutes looking at Christmas sweaters for Ellie. It’s time to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

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@MKingboys Cap

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@megrosehoop Ass Rash on your face?!? You might want to see a doctor!

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@LightSkinnedBoy You ever been on a jet ski?

[Cal @CalDickison]

Got over my fear of these last night. Thank you @TityBoiBrown for being the best “swagtron” teacher a guy could ask for.

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Now that I'm back in the Burbs (where I belong), I'm seriously considering becoming a visor-while-exercising guy.

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I’ve been handling this quarantine fairly well, but today I realized that the ice maker in my freezer isn’t working and I am now officially in full-on panic mode.

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Bad News: I lost my chain in Mexico. Good News: I am about to buy a much nicer chain.

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@BigBoyBadger I have no rebuttal. Primo Kirk Cousins gif usage. Got my ass good.

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R E L A X

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@jack_remer_farm Dream on buddy

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Whose back of the week @TityBoiBrown

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I’ve been thinking about getting real wild tonight and trying out this beard cream I got for Christmas. Not really sure as to what it’s supposed to do but #NewYearNewMe

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@LightSkinnedBoy @randal__m Tity*

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#BackOnMyBullshit2K20

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Really really h8 to see this happen to a team like the gophers.

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@R0SZAK Ordered them special form Germany

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I bought a new vehicle last week. I have really enjoyed driving a car manufactured in this millennium so far. Hands down the coolest feature is that all 4 wheels stay attached to the vehicle while in use.

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@CalDickison Having a tire fall off mid-drive will do that to a man.