Is your child texting about being gay? A guide:
lol: lots of lesbians
omg: oh my girls
gtg: got to gay
brb: being really bi
wtf: where’s the females
smh: so many homosexuals
Some dude just mansplained humor to me and then explained how it’s a mans responsibility to show women faith, so the last thing I said to him was
Me: Why can’t Stevie wonder see his friends?
Him: why?
Me: because his wife won’t let him.
And then the dude just glared at me 😂
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OF THE CONTENT THEY
USE TO PROFIT FROM
AND ANYTHING ELSE IS
THEFT
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Bitter forever that Nani and Lilo did the whole Disney sisters thing before AND BETTER than Frozen but get a fraction of credit. Nani had to deal with her baby sis's trauma & her own & hold a job & deal with a potentially world-destroying alien turned pet. NANI RULES https://t.co/kf3mBwmdYH
Last night some girl came running up to me whispering “please pretend to be my friend this man has been following me for 6 blocks” as soon as this guy saw me hugging her he said “fuck” and went the other way. Please ladies stay safe and never walk alone!
people who wear yellow shirts under denim overalls are so brave.... i can’t imagine the strength it must take to go out in public wearing the minion’s uniform