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Give us this day our daily Fred, and forgive us his loose-passes #MUFC

[Pablo Planovsky @PabloPlanovsky]

Edward Norton hablando solo en el Mundial:

[Jakub Bilski @jakub_bilski]

Endrick: May I sit down?

Ancelotti:

[🎱 @FCB_Wyzz]

Saw a Brazilian tweet about Endrick and Ancelotti but couldn't translate it

[! @Kashe1dz]

I put Ronaldo fans in the same bracket as flat earthers

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

Ahí va la presión vertiginosa de Mbappé:

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

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[nico 🏁 🇧🇦 @bombdiggy__]

When it was Qatar 2022 BBC, Sky News and ITV News were doing segments for 40 days and 40 nights about human rights abuse and campaigning for alcohol to be allowed during the World Cup. But USA is refusing to allow a referee and Iran’s team in and they’ve gone quiet. Cowards

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@themikedoug @AndyCantwell What a shout, cant unhear it now 😂

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told leng cashier to keep the change and she said I was £2 short

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Nadie

Pedro Neto apareciendo en el Camp Nou porque Deco se equivocó de Pedro y no fichó a Joao Pedro:

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

TEARS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[UNICEF @UNICEF]

UNICEF is outraged by the killing of two drivers of trucks contracted by UNICEF to provide clean water to families in the Gaza Strip.

The victims were killed by Israeli fire in an incident that took place early this morning at the Mansoura water filling point in northern Gaza. UNICEF extends our condolences to the families of the men killed.

Full statement: https://t.co/gFQLWpCcaP

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

Trump announcing the opening of the Strait of Hormuz:

[Cited @cited]

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses."

my eyes teared up

he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

This is Iran ladies and gentlemen (and others)…

[Dona Irene @donairene13]

Meu meme russo favorito sempre será esse aqui

[Ibraheem 🇵🇰 @ibraheemch333]

@drpezeshkian @Pontifex